Magic Coffee

Alrighty Then.

I sat across from him like a therapist as I sipped my coffee, Denki sitting alongside me. "Okay, so you called me here for some advice on how to reach out to your brother? Why don't you just message him? I don't know. No matter how you do it, he's going to be pissed at first either way. Just put yourself in his shoes." I spoke as Denki sat beside me watching the ordeal like it was a juicy k-drama. 

"I know, but how? It's not like I can just send a text saying 'Hey this is your dead brother, but guess what I'm not dead!' Also what if he tells our father? Then I'm double fucked."

I let out a sigh and then took a long drink of my coffee and crossed my legs. "You could actually say that, but I see where you are coming from. Let me start off by first, saying Shoto won't go and run off to tell your sperm donor that you're alive. I think he'd rather take that to his grave. Second, if it's stressing you this damn much I'll arrange a meeting for you both, seeing as Shoto approached me earlier asking about info on you. Now, when were you going to tell me that you and the second best are an item?" I ask diving for the tea. I watched with joy as the man before me wriggled in surprise and discomfort, while Denki froze in place. 

"I- um... How did you find out?" 

"Oh please," I said waving my hand as I sipped my coffee. "The better question is when did I find out? I found out when I was doing some digging on the Second best due to some suspicious behavior. I've figured it all out now."

"Okay, can we back it up?" Denki asked suddenly causing me to chuckle. "How the fuck did we go from talking about exposing a fake death to his love life? Where the hell did those two topics come together?"

I shrugged before responding casually, "This is how a lot of my conversations go with people I've hung out with before. Get with it Raiki, or you'll be quickly left behind."

"No, Raiki is right. It went from one extreme to the other and I was not ready for that. However, to answer your question, it's not your business. That is information between Hawks and me." Touya answered. 

"Damn, ruin all my fun," I said with a pout. "You both are lame as fuck."

"Yeah okay, whatever you say." Touya mocked as Denki looked at his watch. 

"We should get going though, Mage. I'm sure we'll have time to come back another time to pick on and check in on Dabi."

"You're right, Dabi text me some days and times where you're available. I'll check them with Shoto and then send you the meet-up date. Raiki, grab my sleeve or something." I say standing up. "Next time I'm here there better be food damn it. Make sure to tell Crusty those words exactly." I tell Touya before I say the small incantation and bring Denki and me back to his dorm. Then I promptly fall back onto his bed. 

"What, and I can't stress this enough. The fuck. Was that?!" Denki asked staring at me. 

"A meeting with someone I saved from offing themselves. next question." I say with a sigh as I sit up and touch Denki's hand as I undo the spell that changed his entire appearance. 

"Even so why the hell does it seem like you are familiar with and are friends with the entire LOV? You do realize they attacked us on that trip to the USJ right?" 

"If you don't have the intel on that you suck at getting information. Though I guess you specialize in hacking and getting intel that way." I say avoiding his second question. "To answer your question Shigaraki is my brother. Oh, and Toga is Bakugo's lost sister, though he isn't even aware he has nor had a sister." I say deciding to just let all the info that was secret only to me and the LOV out. "In retrospect, the LOV really isn't that bad, just a bunch of abused and not loved kids that followed the wrong path due to their harsh upbringings. They act like a bunch of grown kids just hanging out and having a good time when they aren't plotting anything, so they are actually pretty chill to hang out with." I watched as Denki's jaw slowly dropped more and more at the information I was dumping for him.