[saiko bichitaru x female reader]
a living video game character was something [name] didn't think could happen yet that was disproven when they discovered a fictional video game character.
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a softball player tries to give hope to a psycho girl wh...
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ever since [name], and luigi helped saiko become nicer saiko would find herself hanging around [name] more often. they would play softball together which would always end with saiko hitting the softball at [name] by accident. they would always laugh it off and it was an enjoyable experience. currently, the SMG4 cast were outside a large apartment building, doing their own things. bowser was reading a book on how to capture princess peach, meggy and mario were playing soccer together, bob and boopkins were on the sidewalk holding a donation sign, begging for money, and [name] and saiko were throwing softballs at each other.
"go long!" [name] called out, preparing her wrist to throw the softball.
saiko smirked, getting ready to run for the softball. right when she stepped back the sound of a loud ringtone echoed in the empty streets, causing saiko and [name] to pause. a white truck landed in the corner of the street and a distressed SMG4 jumped out of the driver seat.
"GUYS! I NEED YOUR HELP!" he screeched with distress.
luigi was the first to answer, "wah?! what's wrong?!"
"oh, do you need to hide a dead body?" bob inquired before taking out a shovel. "well you came to the right guy!"
'of course he would know how to do that..' [name] thought as she sweatdropped.
SMG4 shook his head, jumping around frantically, "NO, IT'S EVEN WORSE!" he yelled. using his strength he picked up the truck by the tires and tilted it to the side, causing a waterfall of tiny rocks to fall out.
"I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT ALL THESE ROCKS!" he yelled with panic.
the once worried facial expressions on everyone's face were shifted into an unamused expression. everyone stared at him for a few seconds while mario berated the guy.
"uh... how does a guy accidentally buy a bunch of rocks?" bowser asked, a disappointed noise escaping him.
SMG4 sniffed, "I'll tell you the sad tale of what happened..." he mumbled pitifully.
the scenery changes to waluigi and wario on top of princess peach's castle, who were promoting magical rocks that can make someone's videos funnier. SMG4 narrowed his eyes with skepticism but his love of wanting to become famous ignored the warnings and he bought a million of them. once his story was finished he cried out on how the rocks didn't work, clearly sad at the outcome.
saiko facepalmed with a disappointed look, "ugh... it hurts to exist right now," she muttered.
[name] blinked and spoke up with a deadpan tone, "this was so important i had to stop throwing softballs?" she asked with deadpan sarcasm seeping through.
"now i need you guys to help me sell this huge stack of rocks otherwise i'm gonna be a hobo!" the man pleaded, his eyes wide with horror at the idea of being homeless.
