(I DO NOT AGREE NOR SUPPORT CAPTAINHOWDIE'S ACTIONS. THIS IS MERELY OUT OF BOREDOM.)
"ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ᴵ ʷⁱˢʰ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐʸ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˡᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐʸ ᶜʰᵒⁱᶜᵉ."
You have fallen victim to the Enigma Of One-Sided Friendships and his troubl...
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"Heyy Y/n~" Randal sang out as he leaned against your makeshift bed. "Whatcha doin'?" You don't know why Randal feels the need to bother you when he has a whole human pet that's probably getting eaten by a snake (put him out of his misery...) but he still chooses you to mess with.
"I was doing good before you came. Please leave now so I can continue having a good day." Randal could see that your smile was faker than ever but it didn't worry him. It just made him even more enthusiastic knowing that you cared enough to smile at him—fake or not. He'll take all of what he could get out of you!
"Aww come on... How about we just get to know each other? Like real friends! Maybe we'd have something in common!" Randal encouraged.
You? Have something in common with someone like Randal? That's utterly impossible... you don't find anything that Randal finds to be fun in your opinion. Who finds being a freak 24/7 fun? "I doubt it."
"Then let's see!" Randal chirped as he plopped down on your bed, making you scrunch up your nose at the fact of him being so close to you. "I'll go first! I hate constipation." He said proudly.
"Okay? Everyone hates that, idiot."
"So we do have something in common!"
"No. You said something that everyone hates." You repeated with an even more harsh glare. "I like making you feel like you don't deserve to live."
"Aww... that's not nice..." Randal frowned at what you said. Why were you always so mean to him? It makes him feel sad...
"Exactly. That's why I said it. Your turn."
Randal huffed before you went into thinking about what should he say next. Randal let out a hum before he gave you a cheeky smile. "I like watching people!" He beamed. "But I love watching you more." The look on your face was a sight to witness when Randal said this.
"You think you're funny? Is that it?" You asked, raising a brow. You slowly sat up from your position on the bed, keeping eye contact with the ginger in front of you.
"Kuku~ no, not really! It's the truth! I can't help but just watch you sleep sometimes, you always look so cute and peaceful! Can you blame me?—" Randal felt the stinging feeling in less than a second on his cheek. He saw his glasses get flung right off his face and off the bed, hitting against the carpet of his floor.
