(I DO NOT AGREE NOR SUPPORT CAPTAINHOWDIE'S ACTIONS. THIS IS MERELY OUT OF BOREDOM.)
"ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ ᴵ ʷⁱˢʰ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ˡᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐʸ ᵛᵒⁱᶜᵉ ˡᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵉⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐʸ ᶜʰᵒⁱᶜᵉ."
You have fallen victim to the Enigma Of One-Sided Friendships and his troubl...
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Sorry for the long wait, school started and I've been doing little by little when writing this. I finished this in class.
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"Y/n, i'm going to carve a pumpkin just for you!" Randal announced with a cheeky smile, holding his knife in an unsettlingly tight grip. "It'll be the cutest pumpkin you've ever seen!"
"I don't care." You replied bluntly, not sparing him a single glance as you stare ahead at the Fall sky.
It was an interesting day outside of the Ivory household. Today, everyone was at a pumpkin patch enjoying themselves as they were surrounded by pumpkins ready to carve. You on the other hand could care less about some stupid pumpkins. You're just here to finally see a normal setting. Everything that happens at that atrocity of a house is filled with abnormality on a daily basis.
"Ohh but you should!" Randal said in a singsong tone, scooting closer to you at the table. "It's what friends do! They make nice things for each other to prove their undeniable appreciation! And I sure do appreciate you, my Y/n~" Randal proceeded to cut in a Up-Down sawing motion along the center where the stem was surrounded before easily ripping it right off, revealing the gooey sight of the seeds and guts within the pumpkin. "Ahh~ so slimy and fun!" Randal beamed before smashing his hand into the guts of the pumpkin. "Just like mine~ Hey, Y/n, do you think you'll like me more if I let you play with my insides like how you do to a pumpkin?" Randal suddenly asked.
You gave him an expression of disgust at his question. "You're actually gross. Refrain from ever looking at me and allowing those words to leave your mouth." You sneered.
"Aww...It was worth a shot..." Randal said disappointedly as he pulled out the guts of the pumpkin out and slowly setting them on the hard wooden surface of the table. "...Y/n, if I make this pumpkin for you—will you keep it?" Randal questioned. There was a slight bit of hope in his voice, practically begging that you'd take this beautiful gift of appreciation into your heart.
You thought for a moment. Maybe you should keep the pumpkin he carved for you...but what if it looks horrendous when he's done? You don't want to have an abnormal pumpkin too! So, that gives you a brilliant answer.
"I will," You started, watching Randal's eyes lit up with joy. "unless you make it look like the Mona Lisa." You finished with a sly smile. You knew that it's be impossible for Randal to do such a task, that's why you said it in the first place!
