True Magician

Chapter 20

Emiya residence.

- Sensei, you're so lucky! You have a harem! - Issei shrieked, looking at me and interrupting the silence.

- О? Is that what you think, perverted-kun? - I raised an eyebrow and pointed at Emiya. - If you want to become a harem king, you'll have to go to him.

- Archer-sensei? - Turning his head, he asked.

- He has a skill called 'Eroge Protagonist' that makes him very attractive in the eyes of ALL women. In fact, he doesn't even have to THINK about doing anything, everything will happen on its own. He had a harem that got along peacefully with each other. In fact, there were over twenty women in it.

- What?! Archer-sensei! - Issei instantly jumped up and grabbed one of Emiya's legs. - Please accept me as an apprentice so I can obtain this skill!

- Damn it! This is so unfair! - Azazel expressed his disappointment and started pouring alcohol on his grief.

- Pfft. - Gilgamesh snorted as he looked at this. - What a pathetic sight.

О? Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Lancelot looking at Emiya with envy. Heh. The Knight of Netori is at it again?

- I have no idea what he's talking about," Archer stated, trying to throw Issei off his leg. - 'Leave me the hell alone! If you want a harem king, you should be clinging to Romani, not me! After all, he is Solo.

BANG.

Suddenly, a scarlet spear landed near his crotch, entering a third of its length into the floor, reeking of bloodlust. He froze, shifting his gaze from the spear to me. The spear, however, caught the attention of everyone in the room. Except for Beasts, Gilgamesh, and Alaya, of course.

Did he really mean what he was about to say? Is he stupid? Ah, why do I ask. Obviously he is. Or is he trying to get back at me? Well, good luck with that. E-rated, uh-huh-uh.

- Uh-oh? I think my hand slipped off," I said making a very surprised face and shook my head. - How could that be? I wonder how that could have happened?

Emiya's eyebrow twitched, and there were some rather loud giggles from Alaya and Merlin. Even Artoria and Medusa let out a quiet chuckle.

- Fou, fou, kyu!

- How could you think such a thing? It's an accident. Honestly,'' I resented the accusations of Fou sitting on Tiamat's head.

- 'Fou, kyu!

- He wouldn't have died,' I shrugged. - 'That scabbard you're so pedantic about would have cured him.

- Fou?

- Oh, come on. He's been through this before. And as you can see, he's alive and well.

- Fou," he squeaked, crossing his arms and turning away.

While we were arguing, Barakiel had already regained consciousness and with Akeno's encouragement, sat back down at the table.

- Are you okay? - Akeno asked worriedly.

- I've been better," he mumbled and looked at her. - You look so much like Shuri...so beautiful and kind.....

And then he cried. Poor thing.

- 'Well, while Barakiel sheds another bucket of tears, I'd like to know something, Romani,' Azazal said businesslike, albeit a little tipsy.

- What's that?

- Aren't you afraid that information about your... roommates will get out? - he asked cautiously.

- Оh? Is that what you mean? Hold on a second," I nodded and snapped my fingers. - Now, it's okay.