True Magician

Chapter 31

Okinawa.

I sent the guests away. Well, after we talked the Excalibur thing over.

Turns out Kokabiel's already crossed into Japan and is heading toward Kuoh. Michael said he would send Church men here to investigate the matter. To which I only grinned. In the end it was decided that they would visit me when they arrived in the city. Ah, yes. The Archangels also asked me to keep the information about Solomon and Goetia a secret if possible.

And by golly, Goetia definitely scared them.

After dealing with the guests, I set out to find the missing Servants. And I managed to find them here on the beach in Okinawa. Or rather, what was a beach.

When I arrived here, the first thing I saw was a cut, pierced, and bombed ground full of blast craters. The trees that were near the beach were uprooted or destroyed altogether.

- "Ahahahahahaha! Look what I can do, Enkidu!"

Turning toward a voice obviously belonging to Gilgamesh, I saw him doing a one-legged stance and balancing Ea on his head.

Why does he even have this BFG 9000 Nasuverse edition! Isn't that the prerogative of his version of Archer!

I looked around and found the rest of the Servants with my eyes. Enkidu was rubbing his temples, looking at his friend. Merlin was buried up to his head in the sand with Fou sitting on top of him. Heracles was splashing in the water like a child. And the others.

- "Shirouuuu. Drink up! For me!" Artoria was shoving a bottle of sake in Archer's face.

- "Come on, Shirou-kun. Just one cup." Medusa did the same thing, only hugging him from behind, pressing herself against him.

- "I knew this was a bad idea." Facepalmed Eroge the Protagonist.

- "Shut up, you have no idea how enviable your position is, nameless hero!" Shouted Lancelot, looking at him with burning eyes.

- "Aaaaaaaaaa~" Tiamat softly sang out, looking at them and smiling happily.

And yes, they smelled like they were so stinky. Well, except for Enkidu and Archer, who were not amused by the current situation. The servants certainly had fun. And by my calculations, it all happened in less than six hours.

What the hell?! Why does the beach look like it's been through Armageddon?! What kind of idiot releases his Noble Phantasms?! Whose goddamn idea was this anyway?!

My face is twisted in a childish way. And my hand slapped my face with a very loud sound.

- "Asako." I called out to the main facet of the Hundred Faces.

- "Master?" She replied, appearing beside me and looking at me with nervous eyes.

- "Would you be so kind as to tell me something," I began, to which she tensed up, "Who was the instigator of all this?"

- "It was..."

- "It was me, sensei." I heard a familiar girl's voice.

Turning toward him, my eyes saw a smirking Aika in a swimsuit, holding a glass of some kind of cocktail.

- "Tell me, Alaya, why did you decide to arrange all this?" I asked, my eyebrow twitching relentlessly.

- "Well, even Servants need to relax at least once in a while." She replied cheerfully and took a sip.

Relax, for crying out loud! Doesn't she see what the beach has become?! Doesn't she realize how dangerous the Servants are?! I...

Stop.