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Chapter Two: AJ

"Wow,"  I said, staring at the doorway where Seth Rollins disappeared. "Do you have any idea what happened between them?"

"No, it's weird though," replied a pale girl with a British accent. Paige had just moved here from Norwich a year or two ago. I guess since neither of us really had friends we both came together. As I was just about to continue eating, a group of giggly, stupid girls came over to our table.

"Oh, wonderful," I groaned. "Here come the Total Divas."

Summer Rae was at the front of the group, and she addressed us first. "Well, if it isn't the Freaks and Geeks! How are we today?"

"Just fine, until you showed up," I mumbled.

Now, Now, April. Don't be rude." said Nikki Bella, looking at me degradingly.

I would ask why they all hated me, but I already knew. I wasn't like them--I didn't obsess over boys, or boy bands, or any of that girly-girl stuff. They all acted ridiculous, and they were only on the wrestling team to be models--they were jealous that I could wrestle and they couldn't.

"Well, Nikki, if you don't want her to be rude then just leave us alone. Go out and enjoy the sunshine or something," Paige suggested.

"You could stand a little bit of sunshine yourself," Eva Marie taunted, which caused Paige to blush. The girls were right, she did have light skin. But that was no reason to tease her about it.

I almost stood up to confront her, but then I remembered we already had one scene today. I didn't need to make another one. 

Instead, I simply said to Nikki, "All right, why don't you, your twinny, and the rest of you divas leave us alone. Go pick on someone who you can actually win a match against."

I heard Natalya Neidhart "oohing" from the table next to us, so I guess it wasn't too lame of a comeback. And it got the girls to leave us, with their high heels clicking behind them.

I heard a sound on my phone almost as soon as they left, and I checked. I received a message from "bestintheworld101".

Bestintheworld101:Hey, beautiful, what's up? ;)

It was my boyfriend, Philip Brooks. He preferred to be called CM Punk when he was in the school. He dropped out a few months ago, but he promised he would still bring me home every day.

Gamergeek28: nothing much, just eating lunch

Gamergeek28: also, the total divas came to our table

Bestintheworld101: you didn't let them mess with you right?

Gamergeek28: heck no. Nikki's still jealous that I beat her last year tho ;D

Bestintheworld101: hah, you showed her :D seems like a busy day, any more drama that I'm missing? LOL

I paused before answering.

Gamergeek28:actually, yes

Gamergeek28: I think the shield had a fallout

Gamergeek28: Dean and Roman were yelling across the cafeteria at Seth

Gamergeek28: I don't know what happened but now Seth's getting all sweet with the vice principal and Dean and Roman were saying he stabbed them in the back

Bestintheworld101: wonder what he did?

I was just about to reply when I heard the bell ring for next period. I texted him one more time before putting the phone back into my backpack:

Gamergeek28: Idk :/ anyway, bell's ringing so I'll see you when school ends. ❤ u

Bestintheworld101: ❤ u too AJ 😘

I slipped my phone in, smiling, and skipped out of the cafeteria into our next class.

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"When the Rock calls attendance, you answer! Got it?"

I grinned. Algebra with Mr. Johnson was always fun. Liking Algebra made me feel weird, but it was a totally different experience with the Rock teaching it. He was the best teacher.

"First, we have... Ambrose, Dean!"

"Here," he grumbled. I could tell he was still angry about whatever happened earlier.

"Bevis, Paige!"

"In the flesh."

He went down the list, yelling everybody's names.

Just as he was about to start the class, Seth raised his hand. "Mr. Johnson, your Algebra class is the best. You do such a good job with it."

Buttkissery? Seriously? I mean, I find it interesting too but I don't proclaim it to the world, and I don't proclaim it to the teacher so that he knows what a brilliant student I am!

I looked over at Dean during Seth's speech. He was grasping his desk, as if he wanted to throw it across the room at Seth.

He probably did.

The Rock raised an eyebrow at his half-blonde student. "Sucking up doesn't work on the Rock, jabroni."

Everyone in the class collectively went "ooh!"  and Seth sank down into his seat, annoyed.

"Now, let's begin! A pie-eating, trailblazing, eyebrow-raiser starts at Point A, and a jabroni starts at Point B. They both head towards each other at 10 AM, at ten miles an hour. How long will it take before they meet and the pie-eating, trailblazing, eyebrow-raiser also becomes a jabroni beater?"

See? Algebra with the Rock is fun.