CHAPTER 27: With Poopey

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-"Oh my God", I said, almost collapsing.

-"Jade whats wrong", Harry said.

-"This curly head is your boyfriend?", Joe asked.

-"Yes", Harry said, offended. He liked it when I called him that, but Joe said it in a disgusted way.

-"Joe get away from me", I said.

He dip died his hair blonde and... Is he wearing contact lenses?!

-"You acted so politely that day, why do you act like this?", he said.

-"Get. The fuck. Away from her.", Harry said.

-"Whoa, I'm so scared!", Joe said. Note the sarcasm.

-"Harry let's go", I said.

-"By the way gorgeous, I stalk you", Joe said.

I became pale.

...

-"Harry, I'm scared", I said.

-"Jade, if I'm around nothing will happen", he said, hugging me.

-"But Harry.... He's a stalker", I sobbed.

-"So what, it's not like he's seen your underwears or whatever", he said.

-"He has.", I said.

-"What the fuck?! How?!", Harry said, pulling apart.

-"He used to be my neighbour and he spied me through the window when I came back from school...and whenever I came back from school I kind of stripped my clothes off and stayed with my bra and panties on", I said.

-"Why don't you do that now?", Harry said.

-"Harry!", I said.

-"Okay, okay! Hehe.. But hey. That guy is strange. I mean, you're beautiful, sweet and all, I won't blame him but why would he do that", Harry said.

-"Aw thanks and I know it's scary", I said, shivering.

-"You know what? We should go watch a movie on the comfie sofa", he suggested. I agreed.

...

-"I would love to go there and drink from the chocolate river", I said.

We were watching "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".

-"You could get fat, girls hate that", Harry said, rolling his eyes.

-"Whatever Harry I'm not 'the girls' you know", I said.

-"I love you", Harry said.

-"I love me too", I said.

He rolled his eyes.

We cuddled for a while and the awkward moment came; we were ready for our first kiss.

He leaned forward. We were touching our noses. He leaned his head to the left and I did too.

And we kissed.

It was the cutest kiss ever.

Then I felt a tongue on my cheek.

-"Eeek!", I said surprised, pulling away.

Then I realized it was Poopey.

We couldn't stop laughing!

-"I never expected our first kiss to end like this", I chuckled.

-"You're right", Harry said.

I wanted to kiss him more uuuurrrghmmmfff......

-"It's late Jade, how about we go sleep?", Harry said.

-"Okay", I said.

-"Where are you going?", Harry asked me when I was walking into my room.

-"I'm going to sleep", I said.

-"Sleep with me", Harry said.

-"Oh, okay", I said, with my eyes widened.

And we both slept together.

With Poopey.

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