"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It's science."
| NEW GIRL s1-?|
| F!oc x Nick Miller |
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WHEN APRIL CAME BACK FROM work, her eyes widened the second she stepped foot inside the apartment. Spotting the TV with a giant hole in the middle of it. Nick, Winston and Schmidt standing around it, looking frustrated whilst Jess sat on the couch with her head in her hands and a basketball at her feet. Wearing an uncharacteristic pink jacket and a black skirt, clearly something from Schmidt's lost and found box.
"What the hell happened here?" April questioned, grabbing their attention as she walked to stand in between the guys, dropping her bag on the floor. Checking the damage.
"Jess tried playing basketball," Schmidt sighed. Pointing at the culprit.
"I'm sorry, you guys," Jess sighed.
"That was my TV, Jess," Nick sighed.
"It's kind of all he had," Schmidt commented.
"I'll get you a new one," Jess offered, "I just can't afford it right now."
"If you don't mind me asking, what's the plan?" Nick questioned.
"You don't know me like that, but I need a TV," Winston commented.
"Do you have a TV at Spencer's?" Nick suddenly asked.
"Yeah, I do. It's just really big and thin and bright," Jess said, waving it off as if that wasn't the perfect TV for them.
"Go get it," April encouraged.
Nick nodded, "Go get it."
Even Winston nodded, "Go get it!"
"No. I can't call Spencer. I haven't talked to him since he cheated on me with that ho..." Jess said, she shook her head, looking angry at herself what she just said, "...Actually, that's not fair. She might be a really nice ho. I just...I don't want to get in a big fight with Spencer. I want to be friends with him eventually."
"You do?" April asked. Scrunching up her face as if she smelt a foul odour.
"Why do you want to be friends with your ex?" Nick asked in disbelief, "I don't want to be friends with Caroline, and all she did was rip me open and tear out my heart...April doesn't want to be friends with Billy."
"Not to mention, Spencer cheated on you," April added, "That's unforgivable. He doesn't deserve even an inch of your friendship."
"But he has a power over me," Jess explained, "It's like he's a wizard and I'm his mage... I think it's his hair. He had this, like, really beautiful hair, and whenever I see it, I get the whoo-whoos."
"Oh, my God. I hate my life," Nick muttered.
"All right, guys, just..." Schmidt sighed, walking over to sit next to Jess, "Look...Jess, I know. Closure. Ouch. Am I right?"
