its been a while since i've added something to here so yeah
told to make this into an actual book, so why not make it a one-shot first?
i died writing this
this might become a two-parter if you guys enjoy :D
⚠️ CAUTION ⚠️ : VERY SATIRE / CRINGE
Summary: Balloon's satire story is an actual thing. Written by Nicki and Nicks.
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"Nicki, we shouldn't be snooping in their room." Nicks says with a slight roll of his eyes. Nicki, donning an evil expression, only smiles back at him.
"I know! That's why it's fun! Now keep standing guard." She says and turns around, looking through Nickel's drawer. There's really nothing there, so she slips in cat headband and closes it, laughing evilly.
She then makes her way over to Balloon's drawer. Nicki opens the first compartment and finds a salmon notepad. She raises one of her eyebrows and takes it out.
"Hey, Nicks! Look what I found!!" Nicki exclaims, gesturing her brother to come over. Nicks walks over and looks at the notepad.
His eyes widen. "That must be Balloon's!" He realizes, then notices Nicki's expression, "You're not seriously going to-"
Nicki cuts him off by flipping to the first page. "It looks like he writes poems in here! I wonder if he has any about Nickel..."
"Nicki." Nicks narrows his eyes, but Nicki dismisses him and keeps flipping.
"Poems, poems- ooh a story- poems... Hey look! Another story!" Nicki mutters, then exclaims as she flips to an interesting story.
She reads the first sentence, than bursts out in laughter. Nicks raises his eyebrows, and Nicki shows him the book. He cringes, wondering why Balloon even wrote this.
"Oh- oh my goodness!" Nicki says as she tries to catch her breath. She continues reading, wondering why Balloon wrote this. "'Y-Yes, Nickel-kun! I love you so much!'" She does her best impression of Balloon-chan, making Nicks snicker.
"Alright, stop." He says as his sister looks at him expectantly. There's no way he's going to act as Nickel-kun.
Nicki furrows her brows. "I wonder... what if we made it into an actual series?" Nicks shoots her a weird look. "It could start off just how Nickel's and Balloon's relationship starts off, just with a little twist."
"Nope. I'm not doing this." Nicks retorts and starts to walk away.
"Pleaseeee?" Nicki begs, running to catch up with him.
"No." Nicks glares at his sister, who in return gives him puppy eyes.
"Come on, Nicks! It's just for fun!" She pleads, not blinking as she notices Nicks struggle.
Nicks sighs with defeat, signaling that he's giving in. "Fine."
"Yay!" Nicki cheers and takes out her phone, going to the Notes app. "We can write on here."
Nicks sits next to her and rolls his eyes. "Why am I doing this..."
The Adventures of Nickel-Kun and Balloon-Chan! Part 1:
Balloon-chan's POV:
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
I groan and slam my alarm clock to quiet it, then snuggle back in bed. That's better. Now I don't have to worry about-
BEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
I yell and smash my alarm clock, causing it to break. I sigh. That's the third one this week! Oh well. I chuck it out of my window and tiredly make my way to my bathroom.
I take a look at my deshevled self. My red hair is sticking out on places, there's bags under my eyes, and my pajamas are crumpled. Great. I sigh and reach for my toothbrush and quickly brush my teeth.
After a few moments, I step out of the bathroom, ready for the day. I'm wearing my super kawaii uniform, and these brand new boots! My hair is put into two ponytails. I smile. Now what time is it?
"Nani!?" (end me) I exclaim. I'm running late!! I quickly stuff my books into my bag and rush downstairs, taking a piece of toast before dashing out the door. I'm not much of a runner- so of course I'm panting. I feel as if I'm going to faint! Luckily, I reach Inanimate Insanity High before I do so.
I spot my best pal, Suitcase-chan, and walk over to her. She beams at me.
"Balloon-chan! You're lucky you made it before the doors open!" She exclaims, her short brown hair flowing in the wind.
"Yeah... really... lucky." I say in between breaths. I notice a suitcase keychain on her bag. "Your keychain is so sugoi!" (someone please end me)
Suitcase-chan giggles. "Thanks!" She responds. We chat a little, and before you know it, the doors open. Suitcase-chan and I walk in and hang around as we wait for the bell to ring.
Suddenly, we see two people walk over to us. I supress a groan. It's Nickel-kun and Baseball-kun. I don't mind Baseball-kun, but I can't stand Nickel-kun! He's such a baka!
"Hey, Suitcase-chan." Nickel grins. "Hi, Balloon-chan." He growls. Baseball-kun nudges him, who in return, gives him a glare.
"Suitcase-chan, you're still hanging out after scholl today, right?" Baseball-kun asks. I don't pay much attention to him. My glare is focused on Nickel-kun.
Nickel-kun gives me a sly smile before taking out a lollipop and putting it in his mouth. God, why does he have to look so ho- I flush as I think that. There's no way I just thought that. I hate this guy with a passion! We've been enemies for years now! There's no way a part of me sort of still likes that baka. No. Way. So, I cross my arms and huff, seeming unintrested. Nickel rolls his eyes.
"Okay. Thanks Suitcase." Baseball-kun says, and Nickel-kun and I stop looking at each other. He and Nickel-kun start to walk past us.
Nickel-kun shoves me, then sticks his tongue out before catching up to Baseball-kun. I glare at him before dusting myself off.
"A-Are you okay?" Suitcase-chan asks, giving me a worried look.
"I'm fine," I respond, smiling at her. "Nickel-kun is just a baka."
Suitcase-chan frowns. "I don't know why he hates you. Every time I ask him, he comes up with a way to avoid the question. I would ask Baseball-kun, but I don't think he'd say anything either."
I sigh. "It's fine." I'm about to say more, but I'm cut off as the bell rings. I groan and grab my books.
"Well, see ya later." I wave.
"See ya!" Suitcase-chan responds and walks to her own class.
I walk to my own, not feeling excited at all. I'm not really close with anyone in my class, and my sworn enemy is in there. I step inside and sit in my seat, which is ironically placed next to his. I just hope he comes late...
My wishes aren't granted as Nickel-kun himself walks in and sits in his desk, leaning back with one leg on the desk. He notices me looking and glares.
"What are you staring at, freak?" He sneers. I glare at him and look away.
I sigh and put my head on my desk. This is going to be a long day....
jelp
should i continue this? (pls say no. the cringe is too much)
spare me pls D:
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