Lucifer and Alastor are talking with god. "So who turned me human??" "Oh yeah I'll give you three guesses." Alastor crosses his arms "don't tell me it's who I think it is." "Sure is." Lucifer is confused "huh??" "Anthony and Husk?" "Yeeeeeeep" God chuckles "I got them to spill, they tried to prank you again. They found your book of spells." "Of course they did." "And they tried to make your hair purple." "And it turned me human how badly did they fuck up the spell?" "They can't speak French." Lucifer sighs "it's always them huh?" "Yep." Alastor rolls his eyes laughing "honestly, I'm not mad."
Adam walks in hugging his bags his mask on. "Adam hello! Got everything?" God smiles at him "please send me home..." "Adam? What's wrong son?" God walks over to him worried "..please.. I want to go home..." "Okay." God opens a portal "just let me know if you need me okay? I love you Adam." God rubs his back "okay.." Adma walks through and enters his room.
Stolas is wearing his shirt again reading. He looks up "Adam! There you are I was worried!" Stolas gets up. Adam let's out a sob. "Adam?? Adam my sweet what's wrong??" Stoals gently takes off his mask to see him crying. "Oh Adam.." Stolas takes his bag sets them down then hugs him tight. Adam hugs back and cries. Stolas gently pets his head "oh my darling, what has gotten you so upset?" "I went to heaven... and.. I seen Lute..."
Stoals kisses his head "oh my, I am so sorry, it's okay. You're home now." Adam calms down. "Yeah, I'm home." Adam smiles hugging him.
Lucifer God and Alastor walk up to Angel and Husk. "So looks like I need to teach you to French hm?" They freeze "uhhhhhhh" "mhm right. Maybe at least look up how to say the words yeah?" They nods scared. "Good, I'm not mad, I'm honestly impressed. That's a high level spell. It was by accident but still a very advanced one congratulations." They calm down and smiles.
Alastor makes his cane appear "okay. I have a meeting with the overlords." "Wait but your the king?" "And I still have territory I'm still kind of an overlord." "I wanna come!" God smiles "uh sure?" Alastor kisses Lucifer then leave with God. "Why do you want to come??" "I want to see how they would react to me walking in with you, I think it will be hilarious." Alastor laughs and walks to the building everyone staring at them as they walk past.
God is looking around as they walk. "This place is weird, I don't think I have ever actually walked through this place." "You have to get used to it." He gets into the elevator. God pulls out his phone and texts someone. It goes up to the top and Alastor walks into the meeting room his signature smile on his face. God follows looking around.
Everyone looks at him and go silent. "Hello! I'm sorry for being late I got caught up on a few things." "Oh Alastor!!" Rosie runs to him "oh I have missed you!" They hug "I'm sorry dear I have been so busy." "Well of course! Being a manager of a hotel an overlord and King? That's a lot to ask of one person!"
Carmine looks at them silent Vox stands up "I have so many fucking questions. First off why is God here!?" Carmine looks at Alastor "and what did she mean by King Alastor??" God looks at them confused "I know this TV dude watches it but does nobody else in this room watch the news? Or read it? There's a still a paper right??" Alastor and God sit down. "Well. First he's here because he can be and second I'm as surprised as he is. Do none of you pay attention to the news?" "We actually have lives Alastor keep this going what does she mean by King??"
Alastor holds up his hand with his ring "I married Lucifer, I am king of hell." They all gasp and go silent. Vox already knew that so he doesn't care he can't stop staring at God. "Wait Alastor are you being serious??" "Yes I am." Alastor leans his cane against the table nobody knows what to say "let get this going shall we?"
They do the meeting. God gets bored towards the end and plays with Alastors cane. Alastor is talking so he isn't paying attention. "From our recent plans we wanted to help Charlie with her plan on more funding for therapy and she wanted me to ask who would be willing to have the building in their territory." He looks over at God. "Wait don't!" God accidentally does exactly what Lucifer did before and shoots a green ball of energy out of it "oops."
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A New Side of You (RadioApple)
FanfictionA month after the whole fight with Heaven everyone has gotten so much closer, some have even started acting different, one of them being the Radio demon. Lucifer is sure its all an act and so is everyone else. Alastor makes the mistake of showing th...