HoMeStUcK TrUtH Or DaRe!

THIS CHAPTER WTF

Tazzie: alrighty! This is a brand new year for me, the last ACTUAL UPDATE i did was in June of 2014 so.... Yeah *sweats* sorry again... Anyways! John will you start us off!

John: sure! Tazzie doesn't own the HomeStuck cast :B

Tazzie: okie dokie now that we have that out of the way, these dares are just.. Dirk will probably like them haha

Sapphirethepheonix: *gets Karkat out of the closet* it'S okay Kitkat! Your Suffering is over! I was wondering do you like kitkats?

Karkat: WHAT THE HELL IS A KITKAT?

Sapphirethepheonix: *gives one*

Karkat: *eats* MMM... THIS IS PRETTY GOOD I GUESS *eats all*

Tazzie: okay first, from gamsandsams they dare Dave to ware this *holds up the tiniest bedazzled thong*, smothered in smuppets while listening to bump and grind......

Dave:.......

Karkat:....... OMFG YEEEEEEEES *laughs* YOU HAVE TO DO IT! ITS A DARE DAVE!

Dirk: Wow lmao! *takes out camera*

Dave: ....Ugh wtf is wrong with you people!?

Tazzie: daaaaaaaaave you have toooooooooo!

Dave: ugh!......only for the irony *walks into bathroom*

Tazzie: and now we wait.....

-half hour later-

Tazzie: DAAAAAAAAAAVE COOOOOOOOME OUT! >:o

DAVE: no!

Tazzie: someone go get him! Sollux! Go get him!

Sollux: k *uses 'da force' to drag the almost naked Dave out of the bathroom*

Dave: *is now waring la thong and is looking rather fine*

Karkat: *nose bleed*

Rose: *cackles*

John: Dave omf

Dirk: *takes a photo* this is going in the photo album~

Tazzie: okay now first before you get smothered by smuppets, Angry_Espurr wants you to pole dance.

Dave: where are we gonna get a pole

Tazzie: we have one already *points to it*

Dave: y is the a pole in here and why haven't we noticed this before???

Tazzie: it's dirks.. Now go :p

Dave: ....... Oh fucking fine *pole dances* ✨

Tazzie: *turns on bump and grind*

Karkat: *continues to nose bleed Niagara Falls*

John: *covers his and Roses eyes* not a homosexual. Not a homosexual. Not a homosexual.

Dirk: *takes more pictures* this ones going on the Internet, this ones going on the fridge.....

Gamzee: honk :o)

Tazzie: okay okay now for the smuppets *pulls a rope and smuppets fall out of the attic above Dave*

Dave: *gets buried in smuppet rump* am I done now??

Tazzie: don't act like you didn't like it :p but yeah ur done Dave! Okie dokie! Now on to our next dare! Fem_Death_The_Kid dares Karkat to give john a complement for once.

John: hohoho! Karkaaaaaaaat!

Karkat: JOHN STOP FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT!

Tazzie: in a nice way Karkat!! >:1

Karkat: FINE. JOHN!

John: yes?

Karkat: I LIKE......

John: like.....?

Karkat: YOU...R DUMB SHIRT.....

John: Aww thanks Karkat! :B

Tazzie: I think that's the best we're gonna get. Next dare! *Reads card* awwww fuck it's for me from gamsandsams.... I have to kiss lil Hal >_<

Dirk: yeeeeeeeeees it's a dare bro!

Tazzie: full lips and everything...

Dave: *rotfl* now let's see how u like it!

Tazzie: gog dammit fine! >_< *walks to lil Hal*

Karkat, nepeta, Dave, John: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Tazzie: don't rush me! I need to know how long we kiss

Dave: 5 minutes should be good :3

Tazzie: fuck u Dave D:<

Nepeta:<:33 one minute?

Tazzie: fine *kisses hal*

Dirk: omg

Dave: I ship it

Tazzie: *flips Dave off while still kissing*

*one minute later*

Tazzie: *stops kissing* I did it! You happy now?

Dirk: yes :3

Tazzie: *wipes mouth* next dare! deedeetee wants us to play the warriors!

Sollux: another earth game? K II wiill probably wiin anyways

Karkat: OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU ASS! YOUR NOT BETTER THEN ME!

-after 4 hours of playing Karkat was always losing against everyone-

Karkat: WHAT THE HEEEEEELL?!?!

Sollux: you wanna go agaiin kk? B)

Karkat: FIGHT ME YOU FUCKER *looses again* FUUUUUUUUCK!!

Tazzie: just give it up Karkat its been like 4 hours -_-'

Karkat: FUCK YOU *looses again* FUUUUUUUUUCK!! *throws controller out the window* IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS GAME!

Tazzie: alright that's all the dares and truths and stuffs lol if you have any you want me to include in the next chapter PLEASE POST THEM IN THE COMMENTS ON THIS PAGE
:3 thanks! Bu-bye!