Mind honey and kissing

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Tazzie: sup my peeps! First things first.. I do not, nor ever did own any characters from the Webcomic Homestuck because if I did I would scream like a fangirl and die X3

Karkat: IM NOT PLAYING THIS SHITY GAME

Tazzie: do not interrupt! *smacks Kar on the head with a rolled up newspaper*

Karkat: OW! DX

Gamzee: JuSt ReLaX mOtHeRfUcKeR aNd SlAm A fAyGo :o)

Karkat: FUCK NO!

Tazzie: alright I think ill start now... Sollux!!! Truth or dare?

Sollux: hmm... Dare

Tazzie: *pulls out a jar of mindhoney* eat this whole jar!

Sollux: but that2 dangerou2! Can ii change my decii2iion?

Tazzie: no u can't *hands him honey*

Sollux: ii hate thii2 game... *opens jar and gulps it all down to get it over with* dammiit! *Blue and red lasers shoot from his eyes like police lights and then falls onto the ground*

Tazzie: Well that was cool but it's Sollux's turn.... *looks down at fainted Sollux on the floor*

Terezi: m4yb3 w3 should g1v3 h1m mor3 m1nd hon3y! H3h3

Tazzie: it's tempting.... But no >.<

Karkat: FUCK THIS SHIT... ILL GO

Tazzie: yay!! :3

Karkat: EQUIUS, TRUTH OR DARE?

Equius: D---> I pick truth

Karkat: IS THIS YOU? *show him a picture of him kissing an Aradia robot*

Equius: D---> uhhhhh... *starts to sweat as the crowd of trolls gather around to see the photo* I need a towel.... Don't look at it! *pushes everyone away*

Karkat: U CAN HAVE A TOWEL WHEN U ANSWER MY QUESTION

Equius: D---> Y-yes... *takes towel and photo. Trashes photo somewhere where no one will find it EVER*

Tazzie: ur turn Equius!

Equius: D---> Truth or dare Gamzee?

Gamzee: ThE tRuTh WiLl SeT yOu FrEe BrOtHeR! :o)

Equius: D---> Why do you drink that horrid stuff you refer to as Faygo?

Gamzee: FaYgO iS lItTlE bOtTlEs Of MoThErFuCkEn MiRiCaLs My MoThErFuCkEr I lIkE tO sIt BaCk AnD kIcK tHe WiCkEd ElIxIr If Ya KnOw WhAt I mEan

Equius: D---> No I don't think I do...

Gamzee: yOu'Ll GeT iT sOmE dAy :o)

HoNk HoNk!

Eridan: I wwould like to go next maybe?

Tazzie: sure!

Eridan: Katkat, Truth or dare?

Karkat: DARE

Eridan: I dare you to kiss Terezi *snickers*

Karkat: WHAT! WHY?? *blushes*

Terezi: ohhhh K4rK4t! ^^

Karkat: OH FUCK... ILL GET YOU FOR THIS YOU STUPID SHITHOLE!

Eridan: wwhatever... *shrugs*

Karkat: *runs from Terezi*

Terezi: *tackles Karkat* 1ts a d4r3 K4rk4t~

Karkat: FINE >///< *kisses Terezi on the lips*

Terezi: h3h3!! You t4st3 lik3 yummy ch4rry c4ndy!! <3

Karkat: S-SHUT UP... >\\\<

Tazzie: ok I think that's all we have time for today! And maybe Sollux will be awake next chapter.....

The vote button is right there!! Just push it bro!!!

Please submit truth and dares if ud like me to continue!!!

Have a nice day ^^

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