Tazzie: Okay today we have some interesting truth and dares... *snickers and twirls a bucket* buuuuuut first disclaimer~
Karkat: W-WHY DO U HAVE A BUCKET.... *FEARFUL BLUSHES*
Tazzie: SHUSH! *Smack Karkat with a random tuna*
Karkat: OW!! WHAT DID I DO?!?!
Tazzie: Someone just do the fucking DISCLAIMER!
Sollux: iill do iit, Tazziie doesn't own homestuck
Tazzie: okay! Karkat care to read our first dare? >;) *hand him card*
Karkat: WHATEVER... *snatches card and reads* FROM Addicted_To_Corn AGAIN, I HAVE TO...*reading*... IM NOT DOING THIS!
Tazzie: Yesh. U. R..... It's a dare!
Karkat: YOU MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT!
Tazzie: I do not fucking care if u give a shit or not! U r going to do it!!!!
Karkat: ....FINE! *takes kitten costume and walks into bathroom*
~few minutes later~
Karkat: *walks out dressed in a cute little kitten suit*
Nepeta: :33> Karkitty~ it's purrrrfect!!! *tackle hugs Karkat*
Karkat: AHHH! *falls on ground*
Tazzie: hehe now u gotta make cat noises~
Karkat: *sighs* I HATE U PEOPLE!!!..... *purrs awkwardly*
Tazzie and Nepeta: Dawwwww!!!! ^_^
Karkat: *blushes in embarrassment* SHUT UP.....
Tazzie: okay! Next question is also from Addicted_To_Corn! All of us have to hold buckets for a while! *smirks*
Eridan: I'm okay wwith this~
Karkat: ERIDAN, U SICK FUCK!
Vriska: Karkat has to hold his 8ucket with his mouth sense cats don't have thumbs >:::;)
Karkat: WHAT?!?!
Tazzie: uv got a point Vriska *smirk* >:)
Karkat: NOPE
Tazzie: I WILL FUCKING STAPLE IT TO UR FACE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP KARKAT!
Karkat: *folds arms*
Tazzie: *gives everyone BUCKETS*
Nepeta: :33> I think Im going to vomit..
Tazzie: well u have a bucket right there
Nepeta: :33> NUUU!! *blushes and runs around like a crazy person*
Equius: D --> I-I need a towel... *sweats waterfalls like a gorilla man*
Kanaya: I Feel Very Unsanitary...
Karkat: *blushing furiously while holding bucket with mouth*
Vriska: hehe what's a matter "Karkitten" *twirls bucket mockingly*
Karkat: JHGESDM!!!
Vriska: what? Cat got ur tongue? Haha!! >::::)
Tazzie: okie dokie! Next question is from Addicted_To_Corn too! I'm really thankful for all these truth and dares you've sent!! }:) ok she wants to know why Dave and Vriska are so cool!
Dave: some say I was born with it. *sparkle*
Tazzie: how bout u Vriska?
Vriska: I inherited my coolness from my ancestor
Tazzie: ok now we have one more dare from pewdiecry1366! Thank u for ur dare! }:D okay Dave, you have to kiss John on the lips for ironic purposes
John: but I'm not a homosexual :B
Dave: come here John it's for the irony
John: what?! Nu!
Tazzie: *pushes John into Dave and they kiss* haha success!!!
John: *blushes* I can feel the gayness!!
Dave: *blushes* I don't feel it maybe we should kiss again
John: I told u I'm not a homosexual! >_<
Tazzie: haha I think it's about time to end this chappy :3 comment truth or dares if u want me to continue!!! Remember you can truth or dare anyone in this book including me!! Annnnnnnd don't forget to vote }:)
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HumorMuch derp is takings place here o3o if u like derping around with Homestuck characters and having a FUCKING great time THEN HELL FUCKING YES YOU SHOULD READ THISSSSSSS!!!..... Thank u }:)
