Tazzie: YAAAAAAEEEEEH! Lets get this party started but first disclaimer! ((*whisper* btw I had Rufiohs typing quirk all wrong >_< I had tavvys typing and rufiohs mixed up... Forgive meh!! T^T))
Gamzee: tAz DoEsNt OwN uS mOtHeRfUcKeRs :o)
Tazzie: okie dokie!! We have many interesting dares dares and more dares in this chappy! Kurloz would u like to read the first dare?
Kurloz: *takes card and does sign language*
Nepeta: :33> oh shadow puppets!!
Kurloz: *face palm and throws card*
Tazzie: oh forgot... *reads card* This ones from Addicted_to_Corn she wants prescratch trolls to play tag and postscratch trolls to see how long they can hold a note
Kankri: can we n9t pr9ceed with this silly game? This c9uld 6anger9us c9nsidering the num6er 9f c9mpetitive tr9lls playing this and blah blah blah
Karkat: OH MY GOG! DO U EVER STOP TAL-
Tazzie: *smacks Karkat in the head with a broom* so truth Kankri maybe u need this to protect ur fragile scull *puts helmet on his head*
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK!! WHERE DO U EVEN GET THIS STUFF!!
Tazzie: I'll never tell };)
~~*somewhere far away... A random Hussy is missing a broom.... Now how is he supposed to destroy all of these fucking clocks? Those ticking bastards!*~~
Kankri: y9ur starting t9 act al9t like P9rrum... 6ut anyways this is n9t really what I was talking ab9ut...
Tazzie: not my problem~ now..... *Pokes Mituna* ur it }:)
Mitina: H3H3... *tackles Cronus like a monkey* y0ur i7! HH4H4H33JHFHJJ *victoriously runs away*
Cronus: you little shit monkey! *smirks and slaps Meenah on the butt*
Meenah: the fuck?!?!
Cronus: your it babe
Meenah: I'm gonna kill you! *tackles Cronus*
Cronus: ahhh!!
Tazzie: a captan always goes down with his ship haha! Anyways next dare all the postscratch trolls have to hold a note as long as they can
Karkat: THIS IS STUPID
Tazzie: *smacks Kar with broom*
Karkat: OW!
Tazzie: ok! *randomly changes in to a conductor with a suit and conducting stick thingy* 1..2....1..2..3..4
*all postscratch trolls sing awkwardly*
Mituna: FUUUUUCKKKK FUCCCC FUKC 4444444HHPSHJSKHDKN 5T0000000P *covers ears*
Kankri: 9h my g9g... What h9rrid s9und...
-1 minute later-
Nepeta :33> *still sings while all other postscratch trolls lay on the ground like potatoes*
Tazzie: guess Nepeta wins! }:) u did a purrrrfect job~
Nepeta: :33> yay! Thank u Tazkitty hehe :33
Tazzie: okie dokie! On to the next dare! This ones from sapphirethepheonix they dare John to do the windy thing on Karkat, Nepeta, and Dave
John: Prepared to be blown away :B
Karkat: THAT PUN WAS SO BAD ID HAVE TO THINK OVER MY LIFE TO MAKE SURE IM NOT AS MUCH OF AN IDIOT AS U R
John: nah you just have bad taste in humor Karkat
Karkat: NO I D-
Tazzie: *smacks kar with broom*
Karkat: OW!
John: ok might wanna hold on *john does the windy thing*
Nepeta: :33> *attaches claws to carpet so she won't flay away* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dave: *takes cover*
Karkat: *flys out the window like a motherfuckin frisbee* AHHH
John: *stops windy thing* oops
Tazzie: I'm sure hes fine... Probably
Karkat: *can hear him from outside* FUCK U EGBERT!!!
Tazzie: yep! He's good!!! On to next dare! And we need Karkat for this! Equius, go fetch him because apparently ur a dog now
Equius: D --> I do not take orders from... Lowbloods...
Tazzie: do I look like I give a donkey shit?! I. WILL. FUCKING. END. YOU.
Equius: D --> *flinches and sweats waterfalls* u-uh ... I need a towel..
Tazzie: go get Karkat!
Equius: D --> *carries Karkat bridal style and drops him on the floor*
Karkat: OW!! BE MORE GENTAL YOU GIANT SWEATY APE! THANKS ALOT EGBERT I THINK MY LEGS R FUCKING BROKEN AND NOW SO IS MY ASS NOW I KNOW HOW TAVROS FUCKING FEELS
Tazzie: be a man and walk it off!! Ur fine
Karkat: *fussy mumbles*
Tazzie: ok! Last dare its from TheRandomFandom101 they dare Karkat to either listen to Karkri talk for two whole chappys or kiss Dave, John, Dirk, and/or Jake! *winkwonkish* };)
Jake: oh golly...
John: I'm not a homosexual!! *runs around like a crazy man*
Karkat: OH GOG I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I HATE THE MOST I MIGHT EVEN PICK TO KISS FUCKING EVERYONE TO AVOID KANKRIS UNBEARABLE SHIT-FILLED RAMBLING
Tazzie: choice two then?
Karkat: FUCK IT! I PICK CHOICE ONE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T SURVIVE SO.... DAVE..... I JUST WANT TO LET U KNOW, BEFORE I DIE, THAT.... I *dramatic suspense*
Dave: .....
Karkat: I THINK YOUR AN ASSHOLE AND UR SUNGLASSES ARE STUPID AS FUCKING DONKEY SHIT
Dave: *takes music earbuds out of ears* u say something?
Tazzie: *facepalm* Kankri just start talking about some shit
Kankri: well my v9ca6ulary is expanded far 6eond Karkats c9l9rful w9rds s9 it's 9nly likly that he d9esnt take me seri9usly including blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Karkat: UGH!! STOP! *covers ears*
Tazzie: haha well that ends this chapter! Comment more truth or dares for me to continue!! }:) remember you can truth or dare any of the trolls or any of the humans! Even me!!! };)
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