Tazzie: truth or dare time!!! Buuuuuuuut disclaimer first~
*points to Dave dramatically*
Dave: Tazzie doesn't own any homestuck characters
Tazzie: okie dokie! First we hav-
Rufioh: *bursts through a window like a sexy superman in need of a cheeseburger*
Tazzie: ....wuuuuuuuuut?!
Karkat: *flips his shit and hits the deck* AHHH!!!
Rufioh: i nEED-
Tazzie: CHEESEBURGER!!!! :O
Rufioh: wUT? NO I NEED TO PEE
Tazzie: NO, CHEESEBURGER!!!
Rufioh: ...giVE ME MY CHEESEBURGER CITIZEN
Tazzie: fuck!! I knew it :O u have to play truth or dare with us!!
Rufioh: suRE THING
Mituna: *randomly runs past* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUKCFUCKFUUKFUCCKFUCKFUKKFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCK *runs into wall and falls on ground*
Tazzie: da hell?! Tuna, r u dead?
Mituna: CR0NU5 15 SC4Ry! H3LLP
Karkat: WHAT THE FESTERING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
Nepeta: :33> were being INVADED *runs around like a crazy person*
Cronus: wwhere r ya little shit *runs in*
Tazzie: CRONUS
Cronus: oh hey babe wwhat's shakin?
Tazzie: *slaps with a random tunafish* u leave this poor baby alone!!
Cronus: oww... But he started it
Mituna: U L13R!
Rufioh: i cAll WAR!!
Tazzie: WRONG! Lets just aaaalll calm down and read the truth or dare.... Ok this one is from addicted_to_corn! Tavros she wants u to hit someone with ur horns
Tavros: but, what if I hurt someone? I don't think-
Rufioh: aRE U A MAN?? MEN USE THEIR HORNS!
Tazzie: pfffffff... Handlebars? };) u know what they say about big horns riiiiight? Haha!
Tavros: *blushes* o-oh my gosh!! Nuu! *nobs franticly and hits Cronus in the gut*
Cronus: gah!! Y me?! *falls over*
Tazzie: I'm sure most of him is fine
Tavros: oops uh sorry!!
Rufioh: u tHE MAN TAV *thumbs up*
Tazzie: next truth or dare!!!! *reads card* this one is also from Sapphirethephenix!! Karkat! Kiss Nepeta on the lips *smerk* };)
Nepeta: :33> w-what..?
Karkat: NO *blushes*
Tazzie: YESH! It's a dare! I'm sure Nepeta doesn't mind~ *wink wonk*
Nepeta: :33> *blushes furiously* um...
Karkat: ..... ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! UH *leans in close to Nepeta*
Tazzie: *pushes Karkats head and they kiss* SUCCESS FOR TAZZIE YET AGAIN!!
Nepeta: >\\\<
Tazzie: I think that ends today's chappy!! Comment more truth or dares for me to continue :3 remember u can dare ANYONE! Prescratch trolls, trolls, humans, or even me!! Don't forget to vote either! Cya
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