Tazzie: hey guys!!! Today Karkat will do the disclaimer
Karkat: *sigh* TAZZIE DOES NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS FROM HOMESTUCK.
Tazzie: thank u Karkat ^^ *gives him a cookie*
Karkat: *snatches cookie*
Tazzie: ok! I have news! I've decided to add John, Dave, Rose, and Jade into the story! You people out there can make them do truth or dares! They should be here about now...
John: *opens the door and walks in*
Dave: *climbs in through window like a cool guy* dammit.. That's a long climb *falls on the floor panting*
John: ...why didnt you just use the door? *looks down at Dave*
Dave: The door can't handle my greatness, John
Tazzie: typical Strider...
Karkat: ISN'T THERE FOUR OF YOU?
Tazzie: Rose and Jade will be here next chapter
Karkat: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE... OR ANYTHING
Dave: sure bro
Tazzie: ok *holds card* oh! this one is from my good friend Rachael! She dares everyone to switch bodies with someone close by.....
Feferi: that sounds EXCITING!! Glub glub glub )(e)(e! 38D
Nepeta: yeah!! :33
Karkat: FUCK NO! IM NOT DOING THAT! ID RATHER DIE THEN GET STUCK IN ONE OF YOUR NASTY PATHETIC BODIES!
Tazzie: Lets go mash random buttons on the that machiny thing!! *runs over to a large machine and flips switches and pushes all buttons like a nutball*
~POOOOOOF~
Aradia: be Sollux
Tavros: be Vriska
Sollux: be Aradia
Karkat: be Tazzie
Nepeta: be Equius
Kanaya: run away
Terezi: be Dave
Vriska: be Tavros
Equius: be Nepeta
Gamzee: be John
Eridan: be Feferi
Feferi: be Eridan
Dave: who turned off the lights! ....and why do I have the sudden craving for Karkat..... Tazzie you broke us!!
Aradia: every thing is blue and red 0_0
Tazzie: omg! my horns are.... NUBBY!! T^T
Karkat:DONT MAKE FUN OF MY HORNS!!.... YOUR CHEST IS SUFFOCATING ME!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CARRY THESE THINGS AROUND?! OH MY GOSH! *holds breasts up*
Tazzie: don't touch them you prevert!! >.<
Sollux: Riibbiit .-.
Equius: D---> I don't like this idea..
Nepeta: haha I'm a man! A big strong man *flexes Equius muscles* :33
Terezi: H3h3 1s th1s you D4ve?
Dave: Where the fuck am I?!
John: whoa..... What is this white stuff on my face?
Gamzee: ThEsE gLaSsEs ArE mUtHeRfUcKiNg MiRiCaLs BrO
Tavros: I can walk! Yeah!
Vriska: turn me 8ack!! Turn my 8ack!!!! You 8etter 8e lucky I can't 8eat you up!!
Eridan: clam dowwn Vriska glub glub...
Karkat: STOP IT WITH THE DAMN FISH PUNS
Feferi: cheer up Karkat! T)(is isnt so bad! 38)
Eridan: don't make that expression wwith my face...
John: yeah just imagine the pranking possibilies!
Karkat: HOW CAN YOU THINK OF PRANKING AT A TIME LIKE THIS EGBERT!?!?!?
Dave: *sniffs* ....BLEH! I can smell.... Every thing!!! *covers nose* you guys smell so bad!
Tazzie: calm down guys ill change us back..... Uhh... *looks down at colorful button machine* umm... Uh.... Ill figure it out sooner or later I guess...
Karkat: WHAT?! YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! I DONT WANT TO BE STUCK IN THIS STINKY FLESH PRISON ANYMORE!
Tazzie: hey you should smell urself once in a while! Do u ever wash ur clothes?!
Karkat: WHAT? OF COURSE-.... YA KNOW WHAT JUST DO THE NEXT TRUTH OR DARE
Tazzie: fine! >.< uhhh.... Tavros/Vriska truth or dare?
Tavros: uh dare..
Tazzie: climb up the wall like a spider!
Tavros: can Vriska even do that? *walks up to wall*
Vriska: no! Dont u dare hurt my 8ody!
Tazzie: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! *chants*
Tavros: I can try... *runs towards the wall then runs into the wall and falls on the ground*
Tazzie: YEAHHHHHH! ^^
Tavros: well that uh failed...
Tazzie: I think my work here is done next chapter is comin up!
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HoMeStUcK TrUtH Or DaRe!
MizahMuch derp is takings place here o3o if u like derping around with Homestuck characters and having a FUCKING great time THEN HELL FUCKING YES YOU SHOULD READ THISSSSSSS!!!..... Thank u }:)
