HoMeStUcK TrUtH Or DaRe!

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Tazzie: and ACTION!

Karkat: WHAT IF I DONT WANT TO BE NICE TO ANY OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Tazzie: It's a dare!

Karkat: U WERE DRUNK! HOW CAN U EVEN BE LIVING AFTER EATING THAT GREEN GOOP U AND GAMZEE CALL FOOD

Tazzie: Dave told me plus Gamzee eats it all the time and he is so MoTheRfUcKiN awesome ^^

Gamzee: HoNk :o)

Dave: he'll never last

Karkat: *looks to Dave* YOU AS- I MEAN.... DAMMIT!

Dave: hahaha! You wanna say something Karkat? Huh?

Karkat: *curses under breath*

Dave: what was that?

Karkat: DAVE!! I SWARE!!

Dave: hahahaha

Tazzie: ok ok that's enough guys... Lets get on with the truth or dares! Rose, you wanna do the disclaimer?

Rose: I guess it wouldn't hurt. Tazzie doesn't own the cast of Homestuck.

Tazzie: alrighty! Any volunteers to go first?

*cricket noise*

Tazzie:..... Ok sheesh! then ill go >.> uhhhh Dave! Truth or dare?

Dave: Dare

Tazzie: ware this!!! *holds up a cute Dino costume*

Dave: Fuck no

Tazzie: it's a daaaaaaaare >.<

Dave: hell fucking no

Tazzie: hell fucking yes dave... >_>

Dave: nope

Tazzie: u too... Chicken to do it Daaaaaave?

Dave: dammit! Fine!! *snatches costume and walks into the bathroom*

~1/2 hour later~

Jade: *pounds on the bathroom door* hurry up Dave!! Uv been in there for 30 minutes and I've gotta fuckin PEE!!!

Dave: Hold on a sec!

Jade: that's what uv been saying for the past half hour!!

Dave: fine.. *walk out waring Dino suit*

Tazzie: Oh. My. God....... UR ADORABLE!!!!! >_<

Karkat, Vriska, and John: BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dave: I fucking hate u guys...

Rose: *takes a pic*

Jade: *runs into bathroom*

Terezi: D4v3 m4k32 3v3n th4t d1no su1t look cool!

Karkat: OH COME ON TEREZI! DONT U THINK THAT'S THE FUNNEST DAMN THING UV EVA SEEN?!

Tazzie: okie dokie!! *Takes out a card* We have a few dares from Carrot_Waffle_Queen! Thanks for your dares! :) ok first dare... Terezi, sniff and lick Karkat

Karkat: WAIT WHAT?!

Terezi: h3h3 gl4dly >;)

Tazzie: be a man Karkat!

Karkat: FINE JUST FUCKING HURRY UP BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND

Terezi: *gets really close to Karkat and sniffs him* mmmm ch3rry2~ *she licks him all over his face*

Karkat: EWW... EWW STOP! *wipes sloper off him*

Tazzie: alrighty! Next dare is also from Carrot_Waffle_Queen! Gamzee, you can't curse for at least 2 chappies

Gamzee: YeAh No PrObLeM bRo HoNk :o)

Tazzie: ok I think that does it for this chapter! Summit truth an dare if u want me to continue :)