ivy; walker scobell imagines

texts p 2 (feat nicolas cage)

requested by: nicolas cage

triggers: me after i watched longlegs

summary: don't shiver your timbers too hard

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you
walker
im actually so scared rn
pls im shivering my timbers so hard

walkie talkie 😍🌊
is this some kind of ploy for me to come over

you
normally yes
but right now im so scared ok
like scared fearing afraid

walkie talkie 😍🌊
who roped you into watching another horror movie

you
mason.

walkie talkie 😍🌊
well this is not surprising

you
OK IN HINDSIGHT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OK
be so fr walker 
who let nic out of his cage
please put him back

walkie talkie 😍🌊
im on my way rn love

you
thanks sweetcheeks 😖

walkie talkie 😍🌊
mason is going to be shivering his timbers after i'm through with him

you
mason had his timbers shivered already
he needs to catch a break

walkie talkie 😍🌊
more like catch these hands

you
pipe down loverboy

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you
what if i could fix him

walkie talkie 😍🌊
we've been over this y/n
you cannot fix billy loomis

you
wow someone has a lot of faith in me!

walkie talkie 😍🌊
the world is a cruel place 

you
i could definitely fix him

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you
are you having a brat summer walker

walkie talkie 😍🌊
as in you are a brat and it is summer right now

you
GOODBYE TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
stay away from me you freak
i can smell your cooties from here

walkie talkie 😍🌊
im in la and you're in scotland
you couldn't smell your own cooties if they crawled up your nose

you
nessie says hi

walkie talkie 😍🌊
well tell nessie to bring my girl back 
i miss her

you
you're such a gnome 
i miss him too chat???

you
OH THAT REMINDS ME
i have una pregunta

walkie talkie 😍🌊
YOU'RE PREGNANT???

you
NOPE SOMEONE DEFINITELY FAILED SPANISH 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

walkie talkie 😍🌊
is it my kid at least

you
no its some gingers i found him on the street

walkie talkie 😍🌊
yk my hairs looking kinda ginger today.....

you
oh yes i forgot you're the lost irish princess!!

walkie talkie 😍🌊
i dont want to talk about it 🐺

you
HELP LMFAO

walkie talkie 😍🌊
ok what was your question??

you
what question?? 
oh HELP 
erm have you sided with the knights or the gnomes
answer honestly.

walkie talkie 😍🌊
huh.

you
i need to know

walkie talkie 😍🌊
knights??

you
WRONG
lets pretend you didn't just say that 
wowowow what a traitor 

walkie talkie 😍🌊
ouch im sorry

you
its ok walkie i could never stay mad at you
you're too pookie
pookiemon!!
gotta catch em aaaalllllll

walkie talkie 😍🌊
your mom told me to tell you to take your meds
they're on the counter

you
oh oopsies i forgor

walkie talkie 😍🌊
apparently you forgot how to spell too

you
your lucky you're cute scobell

walkie talkie 😍🌊
*you're

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walkie talkie 😍🌊
hi are you home yet

you
ermmm almost im driving home

walkie talkie 😍🌊
get off your phone then???

you
hold up im not driving my dad is??

walkie talkie 😍🌊
its better that way

you
oh.
OK CONGRATS WALTER??? KCA AWARD?????
OKAYYYY PURRRR 
YOU DEF ARE SERVING BROWN SUIT BLUE SHIRT

walkie talkie 😍🌊
why thank you gorgeous

you
damn folded
you got me cosplaying a chair

walkie talkie 😍🌊
i laughed out loud at that one

you
HAHA
i'm so funny

walkie talkie 😍🌊
keep telling yourself that champ

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today me and my bestest friend went to see longlegs

it was actually tonight uhhh at night in the dark and let me tell you that was one hell of a ride. it was good. good like an acid trip?? (i've never tripped on acid before if you couldnt tell) ANYWAYS the letterboxd reviews had me cackling

ALSO YOUR GIRL IS BACKKKK????? 

(did you miss me??)

also did you like this sorry its not really a real one im just exhausted and i have swim tomorrow morning

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