Wicked Witch of Rock 'n' Roll: AHHH!!! Somehow Cherie convinced The Runaways to continue the show! I am so angry!
Wicked Witch of Metal: That's right, sister, belt it out! ARGHHH!!!
Wicked Witch of Punk: That's because you forgot to cast the spell on their manager, Kim Fowley.
Wicked Witch of Rock 'n' Roll: SILENCE, Punk!
Wicked Witch of Pop: Whatcha gonna do, Rock 'n' Roll?
Wicked Witch of Rock 'n' Roll: Little princess has an identical twin sister, Marie Currie.
Wicked Witch of R&B: So what, you gonna kidnap Marie?
Wicked Witch of Rock 'n' Roll: [smiles] No. Here is what I will do with my little Cherry Bomb. I got Cherie Currie's pretty little princess voice and her pretty little body. I am going to pose as Cherie Currie and I will ruin that little blonde bombshell's life! I will call her Marie Currie and she won't retort because she has no voice! Then I will do the show! Mwahahaha!
Wicked Witch of Punk: Wow! Rock 'n' Roll, you are a genius! Ow!!!
Wicked Witch of Metal: Maybe you should remember to change her shirt or something so they don't think she is still really Cherie.
Wicked Witch of Rock 'n' Roll: Oh, don't worry, I will change her shirt. I will also cast a spell to help convince the band members that she is Marie and I am Cherie! Mwahahaha!
And with that, the Wicked Witch of Rock 'n' Roll casts a spell and transforms into Cherie Currie, dressed in her shiny silver spandex outfit with black stripes and a black star on the back. During her dramatic transformation, Lita's intense guitar riffs and Joan's ferocious vocals blare out as The Runaways - You Drive Me Wild plays.
Joan:
You know when you're close you really turn me o-o-on
That's why I want you so bad when you're gone, YEAH
Come on, come on and take me home
Please stay with me and don't you leave me alone
You drive me wild, yeah yeah
You know you do, uh huh
You drive me wild, oh yeah-eah
You know I need you, ooh ooh!
The Wicked Witch of Rock 'n' Roll successfully transforms into Cherie's body with Cherie's voice.
Fake Cherie: How do I look?
Wicked Witch of Punk: You look like a naive little princess ready to be manipulated by wicked witches with candy and gingerbread [laughs hysterically]!
Fake Cherie: Now I am your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb! Mwahahaha!
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The Little Red Cherry Bomb
Teen FictionThis fictional fairytale screenplay is centered around a fictional Cherie Currie of The Runaways. Cherie always wanted to be in a rock band since she was 14, but she never anticipated any of her current struggles, now 17, with The Runaways. She seek...
