CAFFEINE ; jujutsu kaisen oneshots

Megumi x F! Reader

(Kiss it, kiss it better baby~)

"Fight back, damn it!" You yelled as you kicked Itadori in the side, causing him to lose his stance and give you another opening. You groaned before taking the shot and knocking him on the ground. "You know I can't do that, L/n! I don't want to hurt you!" Itadori protested as he began to push himself off the grass. The first and second years were out training in hand-to-hand combat. Basic stuff.

"That's the Damn point of the training exercise! Man up!" You yelled as you gave the sitting Itadori your hand to help him up. One he grabbed your hand, you yanked him up quickly, causing a yelp to leave Itadori's throat. You then started repeatedly smacking him over and over again.

 "Ow-! L/n-! Fushiguro! Kugisaki! L/n is trying to kill meeeeeeee!!!" Itadori yelled, causing you to stop and let out a laugh as Fushiguro and Nobara stopped their sparing session to look over at the two of you.

 "Oh man up! You lived, didn't you?" You scoffed as you walked a couple yards away to lay on the grass and grab your water bottle. "So mean..." Itadori whined as he wiped the sweat off his brow.

 "Y\NN!!! Fight Fushiguro for me. I need to go buy some cute summer training outfits!" Nobara yelled out as she waved her hands in the air. She ran over to you and grunted as she plopped on the ground next to you. You chuckled softly and rested your head in her lap as she played with your hair.

 "Really, Nobi?" You asked her with a hint of annoyance in your eyes, causing her to tug at your hair. "I've got an idea! How bout we go shopping! I'll make Itadori carry my bags, and Fushiguro will carry yours!" Nobara said with a grin as she pointed to the boys. "Yeah, I'm fine with that. As long as we can eat first." Itadori shrugged as he also layed on the grass, causing you to smile slightly. "Megumi?" You asked, lifting your head up out of Nobara's lap to look at him.

"Really? Shopping? Again?" Fushiguro groaned, a frown falling onto his glossy lips. "You'll do it if you actually love N/n!" Nobara teased as she wrapped her arms around your shoulders. Fushiguro huffed as he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Fine. Brats." Nobara squealed with excitement as she raised her fists in the air. You chuckled before standing up of the ground, placing your head on Nobara's head to help you stand up. 

You walked over to Fushiguo and looked up at him with a smug grin. He only looked down at you, a bored expression present on his face. "You're annoying." He stated in a monotone voice. You chuckled and stood on your toes to peck his cheek. "But you love me." You teased. Fushiguro rolled his eyes and looked down at you with a raised brow. "Don't push your luck, princess." 

"Gross! Go get a room!" Nobara yelled while Itadori fake gagged. You smirked before grabbing Fushiguro's face. "Don't look kids." You teased before placing a passionate kiss on his lips. Fushiguro smirked into the kiss and placed his hands on your hips, kissing you back. You wrapped your arms around his neck and played with his raven hair.

Nobara and Itadori gagged and covered each others eyes. After the not-so pg 13 kiss, you looked at them brown haired girl and pink haired boy with a smirk. Fushiguro just stood there with a goofy grin on his face, his hands still on your hips.

"Alright, that's enough, you two." Gojo walked out to the field, clapping his hands. "Awh. You're no fun." You said sarcastically, removing your arms from around Fushiguro's neck. He frowned at the lost of contact but his face quickly returned back to normal. 

"Okaay. Give me my wife back, whore." Nobara said as she grabbed your arm and dragged you away from Fushiguro. He just rolled his eyes as he watched Nobara drag you away. His eyes fell to the way your hips swayed side to side while walking. A smirk fell onto his lips before Itadori blocked his view. "Lets go get ready to be bag holders..." Itadori groaned as he started walking off the field.