CAFFEINE ; jujutsu kaisen oneshots

CPR ; Satoru Gojo

You listened to...interesting music when you were on face time with your friend. The two of you were working on homework together on the phone, despite the fact that you both attended different schools. You were humming the lyrics to the song CPR by CupcakKe. for what reason, you didn't know.

You were laying in your bed on your stomach, propping yourself up on your elbows. The door to your dorm open ever so slightly to air out the room, because you burnt some food and it made your room reek.

At that time, Satoru was walking to your room, assuming Shoko was with you. Yaga had sent him to tell her she was needed, much to his dismay.  When he got to your room, he was about to knock but he heard you and your friend singing on the phone.

"Tight as a virgin, boy don't get nervous,"

"Tiight!

The song was playing on a Bluetooth speaker in your friends background as the two of you continued singing.

Satoru was leaning against the doorframe, laughing. He couldn't help it! When you paused, your friend asked what the issue was. 

You knew that antagonizing laugh.

"Why'd you stop? I was enjoying the concert!" He walked inside your room as he wiped a tear, not bothering to knock. Cackling was heard from your phone, and realization set in.

You fell off of your bed in laughter, holding your stomach. You exhaled, wiping your tears and groaning. "Why are you here? What could you possibly need right now?" You sat at the foot of your bed, clicking the mute button on your phone much to your friends dismay.

"I thought Shoko would be here." He shrugged, glancing over to the opened bag of pocky sitting on your desk and helping himself to a couple. 

"Well, she isn't." You said flatly, crossing your arms over his chest. "Then that's Yaga's issue," he mumbled under his breath. "Interesting taste in music," he was clearly amused. He walked towards you, bending over to your sitting eye level.

"Yeah, yeah. Shut it." You scoffed, leaning forward to match his energy. He grinned, leaning back before your desk caught his eye. There, the finished homework laid, calling to him. "You already finished it? Perfect." Before you could say anything, he was snapping pictures of each page. 

"Seriously, Gojo? You need to learn to do the work." You said, irritated as you stood up. He just shrugged, patting your head like you were a child being told no. "I'm older then you, brat." You slapped his hand away, only making his grin widen. 

"By a few months, sure. But I'm still stronger then you." Satoru said, bending over to put his face a few inches in front of yours. "With cursed technique, sure. But we both know that I'm stronger than you when it comes to hand-to-hand combat." You deadpanned, closing the distance between the two of you to match his energy.

Satoru had a stupid smirk on his face that made you want to strangle him.

Satoru pushed you aside before walking towards the open door. "You just keep thinking that." He said in a sing-song voice. "You're delusional, Gojo." You rolled your eyes, though you couldn't stop a small smile from blossoming on your face. 

"[Name]. [Nickname]! That's the hot guy in your class, right?" Your friend shamelessly asked, making you choke on air. "Who's delusional now, L/n?" Gojo teased before walking out, laughing while he strolled down the hallway.

 "You need to learn How to hold your tongue, [Friend]." You sighed as she laughed. "You know you love me. Now, is he really as hot as you say? Because from the way you described him, and the few seconds I got of his voice before you rudely muted, he sounds sexy."

"Bye, [Friend]." You hung up on her before she could say anything else.

Not like she was wrong, though.

A/n: My old writing style was shitty af, how did yall read that?