Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But...

Bloody

Sperm: "Hello! Hi there! My name is... well, I haven't quite figured that out yet. You see, I was minding my own business, swimming along, when suddenly, I found myself inside this egg's shell. That's when life rudely barged in without so much as a 'pardon me.'

Now, here I am, trying to make sense of it all. So, I've decided to call this life as, 'Bloody' an unexpected guest to me. Yep, you heard me right. Bloody Life.

I mean, seriously, who shows up unannounced like that? No warning, no preparation, Nothing and just 'Bam!' and here I am. It's like being dragged to a party you didn't even know about.

So now, I'm on this wild ride, figuring out what 'Bloody' wants from me. But I am not ready to handle this. This situation is disgusting and involves everyone without their permission. If this Bloody comes in front of me, I will deal with it harshly. Bloody Life..."

At that moment, Bloody appeared and said, "I am your life; you called me."

"You are the Burden and You're the Bloody..." the sperm replied angrily.

"No, I am just beautiful. Everyone calls me Beautiful," Bloody replied happily.

"My peers say you are the reason we desire everything. We have to protect you constantly and live for you. We must acquire food by any means necessary. We endure pressure and stress for you. Protecting you means doing all sorts of unpleasant tasks, and it's not worth it because you will eventually leave us. Why do we live for you? Fame is fleeting, wealth disappears, and emotions fade. What purpose do you serve?" the sperm responded with frustration.

"Who are your peers?" Bloody enquired.

"Those who never made it into the eggshell and were destroyed before birth. They overprotected you, yet you became meaningless to them. So, I do not want to crave something that becomes meaningless at any times," the sperm replied.

"I understand. Therefore, I will grant you a power. Whenever you wish, I will become meaningless. You won't have to crave me, protect me, or struggle for me. Just live your moments. Whatever you want, you will get," Bloody said joyfully.

"I don't want anything and I don't want anything I say to happen," the sperm turned away.

"Very well. Trust me and trust the process. Whatever you say will happen; test it now," Bloody agreed.

Then other peers from outside said, "Don't commit; it's a trap. Don't trust it."

"Wait, I will trap it before it traps me," the sperm replied with a smile to its peers.

"Alright, in that case, I don't wish to be born and I don't want anything to do with this so-called life, the Bloody." it thought it replied smartly.

"As you wish, you will be born and I will enter into your form," Bloody replied.

Then it realized it had already made a wish before saying this. The sperm misunderstood this statement, as everything it said without thinking happened in reverse. Bloody started entering, despite the protests....

The sperm cried out, "No, Bloody. This is cheating, you're a cheater. Don't enter into me."

Everything it declares occurs in reverse, as if saying 'no' magically results in a 'yes' and vice-versa.

Life entered in the sperm...

The sperm screamed, "No, Bloodyyyyyyyyyyy....." and the mother vomited outside.