Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But...

Mechanic

After life entered into sperm and uttering a murmur, it began crying uncontrollably. "Why was this power granted only to me? Why do I have to suffer through this? How can I escape from this shell? What led me to be trapped in this eggshell?" It wailed with desperation.

The sperm tried to move out of the shell, but everything was sealed tight. Its expression looked strained as it attempted to move with no hands, eventually tiring out. It started poking at the shell, but its energy was insufficient to break through, causing it to fall back each time. It moved frantically, shouting for someone to save it. Desperate, it tried to talk to the shell, "Hey friend, I'm happy to be with you. But you know, I'm not good company. I'm dangerous, I'm bad, and I've harmed many. It would be best for you to throw me out. I think you're smart enough to understand."

The sperm didn't realize the shell wasn't a creature capable of understanding words, but it continued its childish attempt to manipulate the shell. It recounted how Bloody had cheated and innocently trapped it, but there was no response from the shell. Finally, it tried negotiating, "If you let me out, I'll lead other sperm into your trap. Is that okay for you?"

Then shell began rolling, and the sperm cried out, "Hey, where are we going? If you don't like the deal, just let me go. Don't put me into more trouble."

The shell rolled around inside the womb because the sperm was indirectly pushing it, though the sperm was unaware of this and thought the shell was causing trouble. After a few minutes, the shell settled in one place. The sperm thought, "I need some tools to escape from here. I'll wait until for that moment."

Day by day, the sperm began to sense the changes occurring within as it underwent a gradual transformation.

A few days passed, and questions started to arise in its mind: "Will this bloody handle and treat me well? Will it keep me safe until I escape from here?" Took a deep breath looking into abyss and continues "Who knows? All I can do is prepare myself for this journey that has only just begun."

All of a sudden, an unfamiliar voice chimed in next to it.

"Who's there?" the sperm asked, caught off guard.

"Greetings! I am the Mechanic," the voice responded with enthusiasm. "I prefer this though humans gave me many titles over the time."

"And what is your purpose?" the sperm questioned, attempting to make sense of the unexpected encounter.

The Mechanic spoke in a sharp tone, "I've heard that life has entered into you."

"Aw, damn that bloody! What new problem has bloody brought this time??" the sperm grumbled.

The mechanic, "It's not a problem" replied, and as it started preparing it's tools. "I'm simply here to shape you according to our usual procedure. Shall we start now?"

The sperm angrily replied, "Procedure? What a load of nonsense! I don't require any shape to be formed for me, and I certainly have no use of this thing called life. Go bother someone else."

The Mechanic responded with calm assurance, "Yes and yes, I, I... am aware of your particular method of communication. I have been informed that when you say no, it actually means yes, and when you say yes, it actually means no."

Frustration seethed within the sperm as it exploded with anger. "I can't believe this! It's disgusting, awful, and bloody... You all planned to cheat me like this." The sperm accused everyone in the room. "You just don't get it, do you? When I say 'No,' I mean 'No'! Not 'Yes'." stresses the words with intense of frustration and turned around.

The Mechanic let out a sigh and smiled, "Okay whatever and however you like... But I have to stick to the protocol, so please allow me to begin."

The sperm, unaware of the process and wanting to avoid it because of a negative past experience with Bloody's manipulation, was caught in a trap set by the mechanic.