The Adventures of Rose Hood

Chapter 67: The Dark Past

AN: Sorry for the late upload, I was tired yesterday and totally forgot to upload until night

Crap... That hurt. My true self was there for the world to see. How embarrassing.

'Funny, you are worried about embarrassing yourself after getting smoked by those two.'

"Oh, shut it. I'll admit that you were smart, but I didn't get smoked. And shouldn't you be crying about his death?"

'Oh please, you forgot to use smite. My brother can revive the dead if they aren't smited, so the only casualty was Mammon, and even then, he caught you, and still administered the phrase. Oh, and they can revive him as you didn't use smite then, either.'

"You little cheater!"

'What? All's fair in love and war.'

"You think you are so funny, don't you."

'I like to think so. I mean, it's even funnier that if you continued to administer energy to me, you actually would have won that fight, but oh wait! If you do that, I'll slowly kill you from the inside. What fun, eh?'

"I hate you."

'Oh, don't be like that, self-hate is a bad thing.'

"I liked it better when you were screaming."

'Eh, I loved the part when they started to sympathize with you. You were blushing so much! Hahaha!'

"SHUT UP!!!"

Rose hadn't stopped harassing me for the entire flight.

'Goodness, seeing your true memories, your world is amazing. Why destroy it?'

"Shut it."

'Shhh I'm reading T*nsura.'

"What?"

'If your story were made into a webnovel or a light novel, what would it be called?'

"Shut up."

'I reincarnated as a stuck up *****. Nah, ooh, I reincarnated as a ***hole. Nah, not literal enough.'

"Will you shut up?!"

'Nah... that wouldn't be a good name. OOH Reincarnated as the weakest god.'

"..."

'...'

"I would probably actually watch that."

'Same.'

...

"Hungry."

'Wanna see if there's a nearby butcher?'

"Yeah, I have money. Wonder if they have a winery?"

'Should.'

We watched Swo*d art o*line season 1 while eating.

"As far as I saw there were only 2 seasons."

'Cool.'

"I hope they didn't continue it; it was fine as is."

'Can't wait to watch season 2.'

"Next meal."

Somehow, both of us being weebs allowed us to get along.

Our moral compasses were widely different, but eating and anime were where we were good with each other.

Whenever she'd get bored of prattling, she'd explore my memories and admire the technology and beauty of Earth.