[DIA] BFDI x II A Black Hole living on Earth (Book #2)

Four feet under

Black Hole's P.O.V:

Black Hole: [weird voice] Ugh, that was the most pain I've experienced in at least two millennia.. Huh, why do I sound so strange? 

The last I recall is charging at that jerk of a rusty cup and now I'm... who knows where!

Black Hole: [weird voice] What is this place?  Hello? Is anyone here? I'm a little bit scared...

I get up and try to figure out my surroundings, whatever this place is, it's got lots of fire and what earthlings refer to as magma. This wasn't very safe even though I can just consume it without harm I still decided it was best to stay clear of the flames the best I can. I need to find a way out, Tree needs me!

After at least a minute the strangest looking thing shows up. It looked like Pie except hideous, and that's even a word I normally use. It also didn't sound like her. 

Pie?: [weird voice] Ow, Non-coniferous evergreen Tree why did you do that? I could've gotten crushed Non-coniferous evergreen Tree, that's causing death, not preventing it-

Black Hole: [weird voice] Pie? is that you?

Pie: [weird voice] OH GOSH! Black Hole? What happened to you? Why do you look and sound like that? 

Black Hole: [weird voice] I look different too? I only noticed my change of voice, anyhow yes it's me. Pie what happened? 

Pie: [weird voice] All I can recall before ending up here is Non-coniferous evergreen Tree pushing me out of his way to what might be the recovery center and what I'm assuming was the Drop ride falling upon me. 

Black Hole: [weird voice] Recover center..? Wait! D-does that mean... I died!?

Pie suddenly starts floating in the air and slowly spins at a rapid rate. 

Pie: [weird voice] Oh dear, I now appear to be rotating at an escalating rate. 

Black Hole: [weird voice] Wait! Take me with you-!

I fly up after Pie to grab her but she instantly poofs into nothing leaving... confetti behind. 

Black Hole: [weird voice] Drat... I'll have to find my own way out then...

I continue to look around this weird and scary dimension (if I can even call it that), when I encounter more people stuck here, most likely from dying. 

Taco: [weird voice] I must acknowledge that the combustion levels of this place are exceedingly above my comfort levels. 

Flower: [weird voice] Combustion... forgive me Mexican fish based consumable, for I am not familiar with the definition of combustion-

*BOOM*

Flower: [weird voice] Oh, you mean fire.

Taco: [weird voice] You are correct with your assessment. 

Flower & Taco: [weird voices] Hooray for our clean communication.

Clock: [weird voice] I to would like to contribute to the conversation.

I have NO idea why they're talking like this, their communication is ANYTHING but clear. But it seems like this world may have some mental side effects on anyone who end up here... I never spoke like them or Pie or I must be somewhat immune. I shake off my thoughts and go over to the group to get their stories. 

Black Hole: [weird voice] Hello guys, are you all okay-?

Flower: [weird voice] OH GARDINA, EEW! WHAT IS THAT?! It is even more hideous than Absorbent kitchen sponge, which is saying a lot.