Dandy's World Crack Fics.(help me)

Goodbye My Historic Sweetheart (Vee x Shelly)

HAHA TITLES A MITSKI REF😈😈😈 I'm listening to her rn to get in the right mood (there's gonna be a lot of mitski references)
Requested : very much so omg
Picture by : Millena on pintrest
Characters : Vee, Shelly

Vee couldn't help but feel slightly distraught after Shelly didn't want to join her on her own game show, well, distraught is a bit of an overstatement, but she couldn't help but feel upset! She just wanted to say, scream even, she liked Shelly, but it felt wrong. She had accepted the fact she never liked anyone before, so why now?! Why does she start to like Shelly's company when Shelly stops pestering her?! It was dumb...she felt dumb. She wanted Shelly, she wanted her company.

Vee continued walking, not taking in any of her surroundings. She was thinking to herself on how she can maybe be nicer to Shelly, and maybe have Shelly come back to her. What was that infront of her? Oh..too late.

Vee gasped as she tripped over a capsule of ichor, and there just so happened to be a half full extractor infront of her.

!!CRASH!!

Vee fell into the ichor, she stood up but fell on her back, letting out a gasp like sound. She was in shock, and it hurt. Her screen was broken, cracked all over. And she was covered in Ichor. The remaining ichor in the extractor leaked from the inside, onto the ground and onto Vee.

Vee soon heard the quick pitter-patter of someone running towards her.

"Vee!? Oh my god, Vee!" A familiar voice called out to her in fear...it was Shelly!

"S-Shelly?" Vee turned around to look at her, most of her screen was cracked, and she had a giant hole in her screen.

"What happened to you?" Shelly asked, reaching out to her. Vee smacked her hand away, making sure her hand didn't have any Ichor on it before smacking her hand away.

"Stay...stay back, please."

"I'll.. I'll go get you help! Stay here.." and that was it, Shelly had run away from her, Vee didn't want that...

"...stay with me...please..." Vee weakly called out, she wouldn't admit it but she was terrified, what would happen to her? Instead of sitting there and waiting, Vee got up and ran away, limping, more like limping away. Vee managed t9 get to the elevator and get it to open, and it brought her down to a lower floor in the garage.

A few minutes later, Shelly came back to where Vee should've been, and she came with a few other toons.

"Where did she go..? She's gone.." Shelly said to herself, noticing the footprints leading to the elevator.

A few days have passed, maybe even a week. Vee looked like a twisted now, and god it hurt to move, but she had to. Her screen managed to get fixed, somehow, but the rest of her body looked fucked up. Vee would walk around, longing for company. She was waiting. She had been waiting. Just for someone's company.

!ding!

An elevator ding! Yes! Vee walked, in pain, towards the elevator. She hid behind a truck to see who it was, and if they were worth walking towards.

It was nine other then Shelly. Vee watched as she nervously stepped out of the elevator, looking around. Shelly seemed to have noticed Vee behind the truck.

"..Vee..? Is that you?" She called out to her, nervously walking towards her. Vee stepped out from behind the truck and Shelly gasped, covering her mouth in shock.

"What..what happened?" Shelly asked, almost whispering, looking up at her with only fear and concern in her eyes. Vee just grumbled in pain, slowly walking towards Shelly. Vee held her hand out, as if she wanted Shelly to hold her hand, and Shelly did. She gently rubbed Vee's hand with her thumb, of course with a bit of hesitance. Hesitance was only natural in this situation.

"Is this because of the ichor?" Shelly asked, and Vee had nodded. Vee had never been so "nice" or "gentle" to Shelly, maybe it was because she was in pain. Eh, it was most likely that.

"I'm so sorry, I wish you hadn't ran away before I came back with help.."

"Don't...don't be..." Vee responded, sounding hoarse as she did so. Shelly simply just sighed, looking away, before looking back and asking Vee a question.

"Why'd you run away? I said I was gonna help you.." Shelly asked, she couldn't help but be a little bit angry with Vee, but she felt a lot of sympathy for her too.

"I...didn't want to...hurt you..." Vee responded, and Shelly looked at her sympathetically, but with a bit of love in her eyes. It was so weird, but not at the same time.

"Would you like company?" Shelly asked, looking at Vee with a slight smile.

"Please.." Vee responded, Shelly nodded and smiled, sitting down and patting the spot next to her. Vee slowly sat down next to Shelly. Shelly would chat and talk about dinosaurs to Vee, even though Vee already knew everything Shelly was saying, it was a nice refresher. She enjoyed the company, but soon Shelly would have to go. A few hours had passed and Shelly stood up, brushing herself off.

"I think I should go now, but I'll visit you tomorrow!" Shelly said with a gleeful smile, Vee was also smiling. Vee stood up and opened up her arms, as if to ask Shelly for a hug. Shelly smile widened, it excited her that Vee wanted to hug her! Maybe her crush on Vee was getting somewhere.

Vee and Shelly hugged for awhile, but Vee kept on squeezing her harder and harder. Vee didn't realize what she was doing in the slightest. Shelly would squirm uncomfortably every so often, as if to tell Vee to stop, her Vee wouldn't. Vee kept on squeezing and squeezing. She didn't even realize when Shelly's body had went limp and they had been "hugging" for 5 to 6 minutes. Vee soon snapped back to reality when she realized she was holding a now lifeless Shelly. Vee gasped, realizing what she had done.

Vee sat down with the lifeless Shelly next to her, she hugged her corpse, feeling disgusted within herself. What had she done?

"..why..why didn't you stop me...before it was too late..." Vee asked the dead Shelly.

She. Felt. Terrible.

(Woah this is my longest fanfiction yet!! Haha :3, I hope you like it. Btw I don't own any ukulele's so no apologies from me :>)