Dandy's World Crack Fics.(help me)

Self love 🤷

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Toons : mainly Shrimpo and slight mentions of others

Shrimpo, the meanest toon in Gardenview. He thought everyone else was below him, and that he was the best. He hated everyone, they were all below him so he had the right to hate them! Right? Yeah, sure, mhm. One time Vee had invited him onto her game show, which she regretted, he obviously got a question wrong (since it was slightly rigged)

"Oo.., sorry Shrimpo but that's wrong!" Vee said with a smile, Shrimpo slammed his hands now on the desk or whatever tf it is, and yelled angrily.

"HOW AM I WRONG?! ITS RIGHT!" The two toons next to him, which were Shelly and for some reason Pebbles, looked at him confused and leaned away slightly.

"If anything, Pebble is closer to the correct answer....somehow." Vee responded, looking at Shrimpo and then Pebble, who just looked at her with his soulless eyes...he's seen some shit. Anyways! Shrimpo didn't seem to take that as an answer.

"YOUR JUST UPSET YOURE NOT AS GOOD AS ME!!"

"Sure Shrimpo, sure." Shrimpo angrily got up and stomped off. Shelly and Pebble looked at each other confused, then at Vee, who looked a little annoyed and confused. She just scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"Next question-!" Vee soon said, continuing as if nothing had happened.

Shrimpo stomped out, mumbling about how much those mains sucked! I mean they did, the dog just stared at everyone lifelessly, the shell was head over heels for the tv, and oh that stupid TV! Always rigging her stupid games.. oh whatever! Shrimpo was better than them, and will always be.

Surely, if the game show wasn't rigged, Shrimpo would've won! Because he's literally the best, he'll never not be! How many times do I have to say this? A lot actually, I gotta emphasize it.

Tisha was cleaning in the hallway nearby, humming to herself lightly. Shrimpo walked over and pointed at a dirty spot.

"You missed a spot."

"Oh, thank you Shrimpo!"

"Of course, you better thank me, CAUSE IM ALWAYS RIGHT." He then stomped off, Tisha just sighed and got back to cleaning. Shrimpo always had a problem with someone, a lot of people didn't really like him because of that, but that's okay. They're just jealous.

Goob waved to Shrimpo, with his usual dumb smile. It made Shrimpo kind of angry, but he didn't say anything. He just kept on walking.

(Srry this is short, I didn't have many ideas + I'm on vacation)