Egoistic <3 Ultraman Kenji x f!reader

JELOUSY JELOUSY

Y/n looked at the screen, arms crossed and disappointed. Sighing, she turned around to Kenji groaning as he gently put a drink to his face to soothe the ache. ''You got into a fight on the FIRST game.'' Y/n said, walking in front of him in exasperation. ''I understand you were mad Kenji, and the three strikes, you're tired, I get it. But that was no way of reacting! My phone is blowing up with calls and emails asking for an explanation. Treats of sponsorships stopping.''

She finally looked at him and saw he was definitely not paying attention as he laid his head back on the tub. Y/n's eye twitched before grabbing a fistful of his hair and shoving him under the bath.

Kenji jumped up of the water and was startled. ''What was that for!'' he yelled as he cleaned up his face. Y/n thought ignored him as she started walking away. Though a bit later she decided to visit the kaiju baby when Mina had called for them, she descended the lift to a nice scene of her reprimanding Kenji.

''We'll have to continue feeding her, washing her, develop a strategy for taking her to potty. You'll have to learn the five s's. Swaddle, side, shush, swing, suck.'' Mina slowly said as she pushed Kenji into walking backwards.

''Maybe then you'll learn to listen.'' Y/n added smiling. ''Don't worry, thought.'' she said as she walked close enough o pat his shoulder. ''I'll schedule your training and games for later.''

CUE MONTAGE

**DAY 1**

Kenji woke up early as his alarm blared, telling him the baby was awake. He fed her, carried her when she wouldn't fall asleep, let her destroy one of his cars, Y/n felt bad for that one.

He stayed up late studying, he had to still fight the baby's strong puke, her screeching and bath times were a mess.

Furthermore, he slept on the floor drooling all over the place as he woke up to game time and his coffee machine started to look like a mess.

A week in, Y/n started feeling genuinely bad. She did schedule games and training for as late as possible, but there was just so much she could do. Sweet-talking and bribing the coach with doughnuts and expensive wine bottles weren't going to work forever.

So she began trying her best to help him. She was the one waking up early to feed the baby. Kenji still had to catch it though. But those few minutes of her feeding her he could rest.

She couldn't do much for the rest, she wasn't a giant. But she did manage to at least drag the buckets of soap towards the tub they had for her bath times. Although she gave up helping them when she got too close and the baby caught her one time she escaped, Kenji didn't notice when he put the baby in the tub submerging Y/n in the process. He gasped when he saw the baby's hold on her quickly grabbing her from her hands and setting her down on the floor. Y/n coughed as she tried to breathe normally again.

Kenji finally managed to calm down the baby enough for him to check on Y/n who was sprawled on the floor breathing heavily.

''I saw my eyes flash before my eyes.'' Y/n said half chuckling.

''Are you okay!? Nothing broken?'' Kenji asked as he checked all over her.

''Not really, except my pride maybe? It's not fun to be used as a toy.'' she said, grabbing Kenji's hand to stand up.

''No more bath time.'' Kenji said still worried for her.

''Yeah not fighting you on that.'' Y/n said before getting on the lift to go to her room to change.

Mina didn't escape from being swallowed by the baby, Kenji having to slap the baby's back to make her spit her out.

By day 32 his team's fans started to hate on him. Y/n was fighting off news reporters who tried to approach them for an interview constantly. Kenji kept getting strikes or out of game.