Egoistic <3 Ultraman Kenji x f!reader

Daddy issues fr

The next night after the baby was asleep Kenji was dressed up, checking his reflection on the glass. Y/n feeling bitter, although she wasn't sure why.

''Mina we've got plenty of fish and Pon de Rings, right?'' He asked.

''Yes, Ken. We're all stocked up.''

''Now, if she wakes up, put her show on. Let her dance her little heart out to that stupid song. And if there's any trouble, you ping me on this, got it?''

''Ken. She's never been safer. Have a good time.''

''I'll see you later Y/n.'' he said, smiling sweetly at her. Y/n nodded without looking at his way, surprising him. Had he done something to anger her?

''We'll be fine Ken.'' she said as she kept her eyes on the baby.

Kenji nodded before leaving, not having missed her calling him Ken.

Hours later Y/n laid on a lounger as she scrolled through her phone answering work email, Mina constantly flying around the baby, music playing to help her sleep.

''Well, look who woke up.'' Mina said making Y/n look up ''You want to see Daddy?'' she asked as she pulled up videos of Kenji's games. Y/n huffed as she looked away, still annoyed.

''How about a nack while you watch?'' Mina asked pulling up a fish for her to eat. The baby's belly grumbled before she burped a wall circle of gas.

''Oh my. What's you're experiencing is called acid reflux.''

Y/n felt off about it for some reason as she walked in front of the baby. ''She has never had acid reflux before. Will she be okay?'' Y/n asked.

''She should be, it's totally normal–'' when the baby suddenly launched a whole laser from her mouth making Y/n scream surprised, alarms soon started beeping.

''Oh, no.'' Mina said.

''We're fucked.'' said Y/n as she looked at the damage. she was glad it wasn't to the wall facing the water at least. ''Call for Kenji.'' said Y/n hoping she would stay inside the container.

Y/n yelled once again as she avoided her lasers, the container had not resisted, she had learned how to use it and she was making sure to throw a good tantrum with it.

''Look over here. Look at Daddy. He's right here.'' said Mina making a big inflatable of Kenji.

''I don't think that's going to work!'' Yelled Y/n tired from all the running and jumping, she had managed to avoid most lasers, one did manage to catch her oversized sweater and tip of her hair. The baby did get excited at the sight of it, but suddenly throwing another laser it popped.

''That's not good.'' said Mina. Y/n sighed knowing she would have to run once again. The fire extinguishers were activated now drenching her, at least the place wouldn't caught fire, but her tantrum called for the elevator.

''No, you shall remain in this area.'' Mina said, but of course she didn't listen. Y/n snuggled inside with her, regretted it when the glass broke and fell on her.

''Requesting compliance. Please return to your designated area. No. Do not do that. Daddy will not be happy with all this damage.''

''She doesn't understand Mina!'' yelled Y/n as she cleaned up the fortunately small cuts she had with her sweater.

The baby's stomach rumbled again making Y/n sigh, a blast went through the door breaking it. ''WHERE IS KENJI!?'' Y/n yelled as she saw the baby get out the door and chase a blimp with a video of Kenji on it jumping impossibly high and just disappearing.

''I have called for him. He is not answering.''

''Of course he isn't!'' Y/n yelled sitting on the steps of what remained of the stairs.