wandering : yan!hxh x reader

one , start

The puppet groaned. What a horrible dream they'd just had. They sat up in their plush bed, stretching their back and arms.

"Oh my sweet doll!" A voice called out. The puppet recognized it right away. It was their 'savior,' Hisoka Morrow, "How was your sleep, darling?" He asked, licking his lips.

The puppet blinked, getting out of the bed. They wore a large shirt and shorts, which revealed their puppet joints, "Why had I been sleeping in the first place?" They asked, their voice slightly hostile (As it always was.)

"Don't remember?" Hisoka hummed, approaching his toy, "I expected more from you, Y/n."

The puppet flinched at the jester's use of their name. He had given it to them the day he saved them. He never used it, though. So when he did, Y/n's reaction was fear. He only used it when he was upset.

"We had such a fun time together.." He said suggestively. His fingertips brushed their exposed 'collarbone,' he smiled as the puppet swatted his hands away, "Always so violent.." He sighed, "I brought a fighter home, and let you stay in my bed while we... had fun."

Y/n groaned, pinching their temples, "That's... Is she still here?"

"why do you ask? Are you jealous, doll?" Hisoka teased, before waving Y/n's qualms, "Of course she isn't. She disappointed me. So strong out in the area, so boring in private."

"I'm not cleaning up the mess for you, Hisoka," Y/n said turning away from the man.

Hisoka chuckled, "So tense... were you programmed like that?"

"God, you're infuriating!" Y/n shouted, wrapping a hand around the jester's neck and chocking him.

Hisoka's nails clawed at the puppet's hand, "Oh, doll.." He moaned out, struggling under Y/n's grip, "Fuck.. I can barely breathe... Choke me harder.."

Y/n quickly let go of the man, looking at him in disgust. Hisoka fell to the floor, catching his breath, "You're disgusting filth."

"Only for you, darling," Hisoka said, kneeling in front of Y/n, "Your power... It's unlike anything else..." His hands latched onto Y/n's thigh, "You're so hot when you're angry, doll."

Y/n tore their leg from the clown's grasp. They walked through his pent house, and to the living room where a woman's corpse was. Cards were stabbed all over her body. Y/n grimaced, used to it.

"You aren't a hunter, Hisoka," They reminded, "Keep on doing this and the arena will have no choice but to kick us out."

Hisoka chuckled, wrapping his arms around Y/n from behind, "Speaking of hunters... The exam is tomorrow," Hisoka started, "So, I was thinking we should go together this year. For... bonding?"

Y/n shrugged off Hisoka's touch, "...No," They shook their head, "I don't like being seen in public with you."

"Oh, darling!" Hisoka said, dramatically putting a hand to his forehead, "You wound me, doll... Your words are like knives in my heart."

Y/n nodded, "Yeah, yeah," They dismissed, "I hope it kills you."

Hisoka's hot breath hit the puppet's ear. They could feel his grip on them tighten, "When you say things like that.. doll.. it really turns me on.." His voice edged on a moan.

Y/n pushed him away once more, "God, I don't care," They huffed, "Just clean this," They pointed at the dead body in front of them, "Up before someone finds it and you go to jail."

Hisoka shook his head, "I won't need to, darling."

"And why is that?" Y/n asked, walking into the kitchen.

"I'm becoming a hunter," He said simply, "The exam starts tomorrow morning."

Y/n nodded as they poured water into a kettle and turned on the stove, "Sounds nice, you go do that," They waved him off.

"And I want you to come with me!" The jester told the puppet.

"No." Y/n said simply, "I don't have any need to be a hunter, why go through that stupid exam?"

Hisoka hummed, "Oh, right. You must be too weak?"

Y/n's grip on the countertop tightened. They didn't turn around, fuming in stillness and silence, "I'm not weak," They told Hisoka, "You only say shit like that to piss me off."

"Spot on, doll," Hisoka complimented, "Always so smart, aren't you?" He asked, leaning against the stove as Y/n boiled their water, "If you really don't want to become a hunter, think of this as training!" Hisoka smiled.

Y/n scoffed, "I'm not you, Hisoka," They said, "I wouldn't struggle and fail at the hunter's exam or anywhere close to that level. It's not training for me, it'd be a pastime."

"You and I both know I didn't struggle in the exam, darling," Hisoka tsked as he stared at the puppet, his golden eyes boring into their artificial skin, "You're my moral support, how's that?" He asked, "You're here to make sure I don't... get myself disqualified again, alright?"

"I'm not your servant," Y/n said as they checked their water. It needed more time to boil.

"You're my doll, Y/n," Hisoka's muscular arms wrapped around the puppet's waist as he pulled their close, their chests touching, "You wouldn't want to disobey me, right?"

Hisoka pulled out a card and traced it along the puppet's back. It cut into their porcelain flesh, making them gasp slightly, "...No," Y/n shook their head, "I apologize, Hisoka.. I forgot you were..."

"I only want to help you, darling," Hisoka's voice made it seem like he was sorry, yet his smile never left, Y/n could feel it against their skin, "But sometimes you make it difficult... Just listen to me, okay?"

Y/n scowled, "Yeah... only trying to help me.." They held back a scoff, "I'll do what you say. It's for my benefit."

"Good puppet," Hisoka nodded.

Y/n shrugged him away and went to check on their water. It had finished boiling and was close to boiling over. They cut the heat and poured water into their mug before adding a tea packet.

Hisoka threw a piece of gum in his mouth before offering the other piece to Y/n, "Want some, dear?"

Y/n waved his hand off, "I dislike sweet things," He reminded the clown.

"Ah, must have forgotten," Hisoka shrugged, throwing the second piece into his mouth as well.

Y/n watched as their tea bag colored and flavored their boiled water, "Yeah, sure," They rolled their eyes.

"You never believe me, darling," Hisoka frowned, "It hurts my feelings."

"I'm sure," Y/n said as they took a sip of their tea. It was bitter, so overpoweringly bitter. Y/n loved it.

"Anyways," Hisoka changed the subject, "The exam's in one day, I say we get going right away, hm?"

Y/n side eyed the jester, "Whatever you say," They shrugged.