Chk Chk Boom +18 (Stray Kids AU)

Heart Shaker

"I can't believe he fucked her." I wheezed, and Hyunjin shook his head in disbelief.

"Did we push it a little too far?" I looked at him concerned, and he just shrugged.

"He made his bed. He drew the short straw.."

"Doesn't seem like the short straw to me.. Getting laid like that. That was hot." I exhaled, just picturing her like that in her car.

"Maybe try your hand at distracting her then.." Hyunjin poked.

"You heard Chan. We need her to be diverted. She's got too close to Seungmin and Innie. We need to clear the road for them. It needs to be a smooth transaction." He added.

"Y'know I might just do that." I rubbed my hands together, and Hyunjin playfully jabbed me in the stomach.

"Not if I get in there first.." He jumped around me like a hyperactive puppy.

"What if you did? Wouldn't change anything. I'd still wanna fuck her. We could fucking tag team her for all I care."

"You fucking prick!" I burst into the room, running to Hyunjin, taking him by the scruff and shoving him against the wall.

He shat himself.

"Woah! Wait! Felix did it as well!" He whined, shielding his face from my fist that was very close to smashing it in.

"You're his Hyung you little bitch! He looks up to you. Be responsible for once!" I roughed him up a bit more.

"You just got your dick wet and you call that being responsible?!" He argued back.

"Yeah yeah. She's a fucking siren. Who wouldn't in that situation?" I eased off my grip of him, and he relaxed his body in response.

I smirked at the sight of him flattening his shirt that I crinkled.

"You're a pussy, y'know?" I teased him, slapping him gently on the cheek, and he wafted my hand away from him.

"How did you get her to fuck you so easily? I thought she had a boyfriend.." I quizzed openly,  now that that the confrontation eased off, and Minho hummed back.

"Funny story. She broke up with him. Didn't say why, but Changbin was in the restaurant when it kicked off. He said it was money related."

Money?

"But I thought she had inheritance money?" I looked at him, puzzled, while he pulled out a chair to sit down.

"Well, not anymore." He exhaled, taking his gun apart at the table to clean it.

"I swear you clean that every day. You don't even use it every day." I taunt him, and he glares back at me.

"Nothing wrong with keeping things clean.." Minho muttered while using a brush to clean inside the barrell.

"Did you even wrap up when you fucked Y/N? You are such a hypocrite." I mock him, and he stands up from the table in defiance.

"Shut your fucking mouth. What I do with my cock is none of your business. And besides.. She is clean. We have all her medical records.. including stuff like that."

"Well, if that's how you're playing it.." I narrowed my eyes at him.

"..Maybe we should all have a bit of fun distracting her.."

"..You do realise she is a threat to us, don't you?" Chan speaks suddenly after slipping in the room, making the three of us jump out of our skin.

"Minho.. Care to tell me why you fucked her?" Chan toned disapprovingly, and Felix and I just looked at each other like shit was to go down.

"There's no harm. It was a diversion." Minho justified, with not a single hint of fear that he could potentially set Chan off.

"What name did she give you?" Chan then asked.

"Chloe." Minho responded plainly.

"What name did you give her?"

Minho let out an airy chuckle.

"..Chan." He grinned, and just watched how his tone aggravated our leader. He was doing this deliberately.

"You do realise by using my name, you will only risk slipping up, potentially jeopardising the whole operation and giving her more leverage?"

"I can handle something as simple as a name, Hyung. It's a common name.. and besides.. As much as she is onto us, it's really nothing.

I'm the closest any of us have gotten to her and it's really not as big as you think." Minho lets out, and Chan slams his hands on the table in response.

"You know that's not true.

She knows a lot.

She just doesn't know it's us.

The execution of Carlisle. She has photos of their bodies with fucking compass carvings on their foreheads.." Chan then looked over to me with rage.

"..That single fucking arrowhead left at the restaurant that Thompson was attacked at could very well fucking end you and Felix.."

"But Hyung.. She is just a journalist. She's not an investigator. She doesn't know what she's doing with all her findings.." I argued, and Chan shook his head.

"You're right. She doesn't know what she's doing. So what's to stop her releasing it all without knowing the lasting impact it could have? Remember who we get jobs from? That'll be the end of it. No more work. No more money.

If she wasn't his niece I'd have got rid of her in a heartbeat, but we can't. If you come into direct contact with her, you are to not put any trust into her at all. She has her end goal, and I'm sure you can see how dead set she is on it. Now that she has nothing left. As I tasked you with before.. You just need to divert her from the two youngest. That's all. Get creative. But don't take the fucking piss."

Chan exhaled and looked at us all intently.

None of us said a word to him.

"Am I making myself fucking clear?!" He then bellows, prompting us to respond like troops.

"Good. Now fuck off out of here. I need to help pack for Seungmin and Jeongins visit they are paying to Rowans finance advisor."

As Chan cleared the door I let out a huge breath in relief.

"Why is he always so scary? Maybe he should be the one getting laid. Not you." I teased, and Minho gave me a fake cheesy grin, then swiftly dropped it to a death stare.

"Okay, let's do as our leader says." Minho rolls his eyes as he stands up, encouraging us all out of the room.

~Twice🎶~