Blitzø Oneshots// REQUESTS OPEN// helluva boss angst 🩵

Barbiewires death- 💙

Notes: My first story, I hope you like it :) based off the comic dub 'H8 burns' , go check it out on @ThatBunnyDude YT Chanel with the amazing voice acting! :) (this is Blitzø angst) -Calypso
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Blitzø POV:

Fuck me. Today was crazy. Moxxie set off the alarms in the clients house and the neighbours heard us. Then they chased after us, did I mention that they were absolute psychopaths? They had guns and Mills almost got shot, luckily I dashed out the way and they followed me, leaving Moxxie and Millie behind.

I managed to get them off my tail and we grouped up and ask my beautiful Lonnie Toony to make a portal and get us the hell out.

I fell through the portal and face planted the floor

"Fucking CHRIST ON A STICK MOXXIE YOU ALMOST HAD US KILLED!"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU DECIDED TO KILL HIM SLOWLY WITHOUT GAGGING HIS MOUTH!"
"YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF DISABLING THE FUCKING CAMERAS!"
"MAYBE WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO IF YOU DIDN'T WALTZ IN THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!"

This went on for some time until Loona shouted

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! Blitzø you have a caller."

Huh... the lines should be closed for the day, and besides I'm too tired to take any more calls, I'm also tired of Moxxie

"Tell them we aren't taking anymore clients for the day and to call tomorrow."
"They aren't requesting a job done"

'Who the fuck calls up a murder company to not ask to kill someone?' I thought to myself

"Pass it here Loonie."
Loona handed me the phone and I cleared my throat
"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS"
"Blitzo?"
I know that voice
"Who is this?" I asked already knowing but not wanting it to be true... or did I want it to?
"It's uh... BarbieWire"

I felt my heart skip a beat and I almost dropped the phone

"B-Barb? Hey! Hi h-how are you?"

Moxxie looked at me worriedly, knowing who Barbie is after that disaster of a mission (never putting him in charge again). I shot him a glance telling him to go home, he nodded and told Millie as he started packing away the guns.
"Cut the shit Blitzo, I can't believe I'm about to ask this but...are you... busy right now?"
"Nononono! I just finished work, what's up?"
"I'm gonna come meet you at that shit hole you call an office, see you in ten."
"W-wait!"
It was to late and the line disconnected
My heart was beating and my hands were shaking. I tried to steady myself as I tried to put the phone back on the stand but it fell.
"F-fuck!" I said as I scrambled to pick it up
"You alright' B?" Millie's soft voice breaking through my thoughts
"Yeah.. I'm- well... not really actually, my twin sister just called" I said, placing the phone on the stand correctly this time.

"You have a twin? What did she say?" Millie asked
"She's coming over in ten... not sure why"
"Didn't she say she never wanted to see you again?" Moxxie said, making me angry
"Wow thanks for reminding me... but she's still my sister so I'm going to see her anyways."
"Alright B... see you tomorrow yeah?" Millie said, putting a hand on my shoulder
"Yeah... see ya..."

I turned around, but managed to catch Millie give Moxxie a worried look before leaving. Loona glued to her phone behind them. Before Moxxie shut the door he stopped and said
"Sir?"
I turned around
"Yea Mox?"
"Call if you need anything yeah?"

I smiled at him. Which is a rare occurrence
"Alright... See you tomorrow."

I heard the door shut and looked up at the clock
'Five minutes' I thought