Blitzø Oneshots// REQUESTS OPEN// helluva boss angst 🩵

The worst encounter 💙

Notes:
Blitz invites his favourite employees out to coffee at lunch as a kind gesture for helping him with Satan knows what. But of course Blitz can't go anywhere without encountering someone who hates his guts.
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Doing one before I go to bed, thank you to everyone who has supported my fic, and all the votes I have received 🩵- Caly
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All the members walked through a portal in I.M.P as police sirens echoed behind them. They closed the portal and sighed in relief, putting all their weapons on the desk to clean up later.

"RAAAAAAHHHHG, That was so fun!!!" Millie exclaimed, spider crawling in circles before coming to a halt.
"I suppose it was an easy mission. Good job on the target sir!" Moxxie said, congratulating his boss

Blitz picked up his jacket which had taken off and put it on, grabbing his keys.

"Ehh it's no problem, I really owe you guys from last night" Blitz said, giving a wink
"Oh it was no biggie! In fact, I'm glad you came to us" Millie Said, nudging her bosses shoulder in a friendly way.

"Yeah yeah whatever, anyways I'm gonna go get a coffee you guys wanna come?" Blitz questioned
"Really?" Moxxie exclaimed
"Yeah, it'll be my little treat!" He said with smile in your face
"Okay, yeah! We'll get out stuff" Millie said excitedly, as it had been ages since they all went out together.

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They were all in the coffee shop, waiting for SOMEONE to finish their over complicated order. Blitz was sipping on his iced tea, chatting away happily to Mills and Loona about how he became good friends with fizarolli again.

Moxxie finally finished his order and got his drink, ready to go.
The others followed him out the coffee shop and laughed over stupid things on their way back to I.M.P

"Then I was like. 'Stolas... that's a ball gag.'" Everyone burst out laughing again as Blitz finished his story.

"Jeez sir you really know how to- WOAH!" Moxxie said, falling backwards as someone pushed passed him. Luckily Blitz caught him and quickly pulled him up. Clearly about to start something

"HEY ASSHOLE! IF THERES NO ROOM ON THE SIDEWALK GET YOUR FAT ASS ON THE OTHER SIDE!" He screeched angrily

The figure Blitz was screaming at stopped in his tracks, slowly turning around

"OH YOUVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ASSHAT? COME SAY IT TO MY- " Blitz cut himself off with a very audible gasp.
His whole face went from brave and angry to scared and horrified in a split second.
He took a step back, letting out a shaking breath as his shoulders slumped inwards like a scared dog.

The person walked closer, causing Blitz to gulp hard as he reached to scratch his arms. His employees looked at him worried before turning their attention to the figure whom finally spoke up

"Is that Blitzo I hear?" He said in an angry tone of voice.
Loona immediately noticed that it was probably someone who hated Blitz' guts if they used his dead name. Alerting her that shit might go down.

"Let's go guys" Blitz said, turning on his heels and walking at a faster pace. But he was stopped by a firm grip on his tail that yanked him backwards.
Blitz yelped in pain as the person spun him around and grabbed hold of his wrist, clenching their fingers deep into Blitz flesh as he gritted his teeth.
"Don't you turn you back on me." The unknown speaker said.

"I turned my back on you years ago, fuck o- GARGH!" Blitz said as a punch to the stomach sent him flying backward.

"OH HELL NO!" Millie said furiously, cracking her knuckles as Moxxie rolled up his sleeves
"Stop!" Loona said, putting a hand in front of the two
"Blitz can handle it. This is his business."
The two lovers seemed to settle down as they took a step back, continuing to watch the conversation and how it would go.