Blitzø Oneshots// REQUESTS OPEN// helluva boss angst 🩵

Spikes ❤️💙

Notes:
Blitz has a love hate relationship with his demon form. He's a hybrid so it makes him stand out from other Imps, but sometimes things just don't go his way.
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Ghost fuckers is coming up and I'm so excited 👹
Anyways please leave requests I love doing your ideas- Caly 🩵
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Blitz Pov:

I could hear my alarm in the back of my mind, as if it was underwater. It started coming closer until my eyes shot open, the ringing blasting at full volume in my ears.
I groaned, sad that I had to leave my horse dream to go into a world of pure chaos.

I bent my arm in an un holy way backwards and snatched my phone up. Pressing the off button on my alarm before lazily throwing it to the ground.

I stretched my arm before reaching for my face, rubbing my eyes open. Morning sunlight seeped its way through the cracks of my curtains, giving a soft reminder to get up
I sighed and put one leg off the sofa, but when I tried to move the other, the sofa pulled me back. I tried to roll off again but the sofa rocked forward once again before going back with a thud.
I tried again, and again, and again. Not sure why my back was completely glued to the sofa.

Then I realised what it was, I gave a long whine of frustration as I laid flat on my back, simply leaning forwards and sitting up. A horrid ripping noise following after.
I looked back from where I was laying on the sofa to see 6 holes, 3 in the armrest and 3 in the sofa cushion.

I groaned as I ran a hand through the spikes on my head and back. I looked at the sofa once again, seeing the hundreds of stitched up holes and patches of different fabric.

'I'll stitch it up later' I thought, being to lazy and to late for work to bother.

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I walked into the office, Loona glued to her phone as usual behind me. I shut the door and turned around, ready for Moxxie's lecture.

"Nice to see you late again. Sir, SERIOUSLY?!" He yelled
"Calm down Mox I'm sure he has a valid reason!" Millie tried to console
"Oh yeaahhh" he said rolling his eyes "I'm sure he has another valid EXCUSE!" He pointed out

Millie sighed and backed off, knowing what's about to happen
"ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I DID ACTUALLY HAVE A VALID REASON THIS MORNING!"

"OH YEAH? WAS IT 'IM TO LAZY TO GET UP SO ILL JUST BE LATE'" Moxxie mocked

"NO IT WAS BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET UP!" I yelled in response

There was a pause for a moment before Moxxie spoke up once again, smirking
"You know you just proved my point, right?"

I stood there for a moment before realising what he meant.
"That's not what I- you know what? never mind." I gave up

I started walking to my chair, but once I saw the nice leather I decided against it, not wanting to fuck up again.

I instead turned and flipped the board over. Showing all our new clients in order.
"Alright it's just these twenty today and maybe if we do it quick we can get home a little earlier today, also let's try and be more careful in the human world, there was a shadow of us in the news paper and Stolas gave me a lecture about it. Any questions?"

I sighed internally as I saw Moxxie put his hand up almost instantly
"You do know that shadow was you."
"I said questions not statements" I answered
"It was a fact but whatever" Moxxie corrected, causing my spikes to rattle as I growled

Blitz- 0 Moxxie-2

"Screw you. Anyways I'll be back! Going to get weapons."
I started walking towards the door until heard a crash, followed my glass shattering. I whipped around, suddenly hearing more commotion of papers flying around and something hitting the floor with a thud.