Blitzø Oneshots// REQUESTS OPEN// helluva boss angst 🩵

Dyslexia ❤️

Notes:
Blitz is struggling doing some paperwork and his employees find out why
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This is going to be a quick one but I thought about this earlier on how Blitz is shit at spelling, hope you enjoy, let me know if you have any requests!- Caly 🩵
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No pov:

Blitz was sitting in Loonas chair, looking at the laptop in front of him. He slowly tapped in letters, using one finger on each hand. He squinted before holding the delete button and groaning loudly.

"Blitz I swear to Satan, if you don't hurry up with that paperwork I will shoot you!" Moxxie screeched impatiently

"I knoooww. It's just really hard!" Blitz said, scowling at the computer, defeated.

"Blitz... ITS A PARAGRAPH WORTH OF WRITING, AND ITS BEEN 2 HOURS!"
Moxxie said, standing up form his seat and slamming his hands in the table

"I'm sorry ok! It's not my fault the words keep jumping around on the screen!"

Everyone looked at him confused.

"Jumpin' around the screen-?" Millie questioned
"Yeah the letters like merge and then scatter around! That doesn't happen with you guys?" Blitz said, a little confused

"No sir, it does not. And that shouldn't be happening"

There was silence before Moxxie started walking over to the printer.

"Give me one moment, sir go sit down."

Blitz walked down to his seat at the head of the table. Waiting patiently as he heard the printer scatter and draw paper.

Moxxie walked over and put down a plain sheet of paper and pencil in front of him, still holding a couple papers himself.

Moxxie held up one and showed it to Blitz

"Sir what does this say?"

The sign said 'carrots' .
"Uhmmmm... rac.. ots-? No that's not it... uhm... ca- Car!" Blitz said proud of himself.

"No Sir... it says carrots" Moxxie said sadly
"Oh." Blitz said

"What about... this!" Moxxie pulled out another sign, it read the word 'red'

Blitz mumbled slightly until a he shot up and pointed dramatically to the sign
"DEAD!" He screamed
"BIT- NO! R.E.D, RED! THERES THREE LETTERS-" Moxxie said, spelling it out for him, before thinking.
"Sir... on that paper write the word 'dead'"

Blitz picked up the pencil and started to write, taking a bit longer than expected. Once he was done he showed it to Moxxie with the incorrect answer. It read 'Ded' with a little doodle of Blitz stabbing Moxxie.

"Ok sir, something is wrong. There's no way you can misspell simple words like dead."

Blitz looked down at the table, disappointed in himself.

"Wait I think I know what's going on!" Loona said quickly typing something into her phone and handing it to Moxxie, he read out loud.

"Dyslexia, a condition of neurodevelepmental origin that affects the ability for someone to read, write and even communicate with others. Common signs are struggling to read and write simple words as well as slow-laboured reading."

Moxxie looked at Blitz who just shrugged
"That sound a lot like what just happened. But it also says here that it usually develops when they are a child, why now?" Moxxie said confused

"I had it when I was a child as well, but I didn't have to read much in show buiz and was neglected on going to school." Blitz spoke up.

"That explains it then. Sorry for yelling at you sir, I won't ask you to do paperwork without help from another next time."

"It's alright, I didn't know I had dyslexia so we've all learned something today!"

Blitz grinned at Moxxie who gave a soft smile back, before they all got on with their lives together at I.M.P

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595 words, this was a really short one but honestly I liked how it portrayed the relationship between Moxxie and Blitz. I also have school tomorrow help 🗿 anyways as usual please give me suggestions you guys have and I will do them! - Caly 🩵