Short 1, Plaza Theft

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(In no way is this making fun of or mocking any culture or language)

(This is not plot relevant, it's just fun shenanigans that fill up gaps in the story)

On a nice autumn afternoon, Jaxson, Yukari and Redmond were starting to run out of food and supplies to keep on traveling. Jaxson agreed that he'd go on his own but Redmond and Yukari wanted to come along to see if they could get anything cheap for fun. They make it to a small plaza. They couldn't actually buy anything as the rest of their money went flying into a river.

(Jaxson): Remember guys, pretend like you don't speak English. And be discreet.

(Redmond): Let's just use what we learned from Owlingo.

(Yukari): Oh yeah, when we tried learning the languages from our ethnicity. I can't wait to get those blonde highlights!

(Jaxson): I'll try to only get the essentials

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(Jaxson): I'll try to only get the essentials

The 3 of them split up.

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Yukari goes to the hair salon and shows the stylist what she wants on her phone, pretending to only know Japanese. The stylist starts working on her hair, chatting away in English, while Yukari pretends not to understand, nodding and smiling at the right moments.

 The stylist starts working on her hair, chatting away in English, while Yukari pretends not to understand, nodding and smiling at the right moments

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(Stylist): That'll be 50$

(Yukari): Uh... 何?(Nani? = What?)

(Stylist): I... need... fifty... dollars...

(Yukari): Ai donto speeku eengurishu.

(Stylist): Can we get the Japanese translator in here?!

While the stylist looks for someone who speaks Japanese, Yukari runs out of the store giggling.

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Redmond looks through the clothing store in awe of all the nice clothes they have. He picks out a few and goes to the dressing room and has fun dressing up and seeing himself in the mirror.

 He picks out a few and goes to the dressing room and has fun dressing up and seeing himself in the mirror

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