I am truly evil. I should be sent to the Evil Baby Orphanage. My brain is evil and but be stopped. It thought up something so evil that I have been full of feels ever since!! I don't even know if I should publish it! What do you guys think? Let me know in the comments. And now....
CALEO
Leo Valdez and Calypso
Heroes of Olympus
suggested by divergentkatniss
SHIP
I love Leo soo much!! If you have read any other jokes in this book you will know that. Anyone who says "I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts." is fine with me. And I also love Calypso. I am happy for them. (But if she hurt my baby, bitch is dead!)
HALEB
Hanna Marin and Caleb Rivers
Pretty Little Liars
suggested by GeekChic913
SHIP
I cannot explain how amazing these two are. They are beautiful. OTP forever and always.
EZRIA
Ezra Fitz and Aria Montgomery
Pretty Little Liars
suggested by GeekChic913
_____
I am so confuzzled about these two. I kinda like them, but I also think that she could do better. He is too old for her, and they just don't have the same magic as Spoby and Haleb. On the other hand they've been throughout so much. I'm gonna go with ship, but if they split up I wouldn't bee too upset.
CHUDLEY
Cho Chang and Dudley Dursley
Harry Potter
suggested by KJN_is_Awesome
SHIP
A definite ship. I think these two would be perfect. And let's face it. JKR agrees. I think constantly mentioning the Chudley Cannons is her way of making Chudley cannon.
DRARRY
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter
suggested by KJN_is_Awesome
RIP
No. I'm sorry, but I don't see it. I get the whole hate=sexual tension stuff, but I just don't see Drarry as a thing. I love Drarry as a BroTP, but not OTP.
And that's the end of R.I.P. it or SHIP it. I hope you liked it. I might do another one at some point if you guys want, but for now that's it. Thank you to everyone who suggested ships, and thank you to all of you who read it. Don;t forget to comment about the evil-brain-headcannon thing!
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