Teacher: Get your books out and read for a bit
Stupid muggle: *Gets random book and pretends to read it*
Me: *Sees the Mundie reading the Hunger Games*
Me: You're reading the Hunger Games?
Me: *Fangirls*
Stupid Mortal: Nah
Me: You should! They're really good!
Stupid Human: I'll just watch the films
Me: *Inwardly growls like Fluffy*
Me: *Treats muggle to my best 'ya kidding me?' look*
Stupid Person that I used to consider my friend before he went and dissed my fandom and broke my heart: *laughs*
Me: *inwardly* There is no hope for him!
Like, seriously? How often does this happen? Stupid humans!
Except o think he's gonna read it now. Yay!
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Fandom Jokes
FanfictionWhat the title says... ...except... DISCLAIMER!!! Views expressed in this book are my own. Nothing is meant offensively. If you don't find it funny, don't read it.
