Mum: *comes into my room*
Me: *lying in bed hugging a book*
Mum: You really need to get-
Me: *holds up hand in 'stop' gesture*
Me: I am processing trauma!
Mum: *laughs*
Me: Are you laughing at me?
Mum: No!
Me: I am about to experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback!
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