Pickles

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Someone added this book to their list I need to write 😭
Urm pickles?

Gems communicator buzzed, it was pearl. It was always pearl. Why was she still surprised when she saw a picture of an empty pickle jar filled with diamonds.

"PEARLESCENTMOON"
Gem screamed, half the server had heard her but that didn't matter. That stupid pickle buying pickle tree pearl.
When gem got to the shopping district grian scar and Xisuma was already there.
Hey Xisuma any chance you saw a pearl?
Scar snickered behind grian while Xisuma just smirked,
"I'm not too sure gem why do you want to know?"
Gem could see he was suppressing a laugh
She took a deep breath
"Fuck you guys" before flying off
She knew she would be in trouble for saying that on a pg server but in the moment she didn't care all that matter was that she found way to permanently stop pearl from buying her stupid pickles

If she could gem would give away her permit in a heartbeat if it meant not having to restock pickles every 5minutes.  Sadly the pickles were on her best permit, coral
She flew over pearls base then an idea hit her like a brick. $Could I?*.
She flew as quickly as she could to impulses creeper farm, he wouldn't mind if she borrowed a few stacks.. right?
She never crafted tnt faster
She placed it carefully around pearls solarpunk base making sure it could blow up every bit if she ignited it.
She took out her communicator and took a photo of the tnt with a flint and steal on it before sending it in the mainstream chat.

Within seconds the chat went absolutely crazy she saw messages Pearl asking her what she was doing people asking her to calm down, stuff like that.
Gem just sighed and sat on the tnt waiting for the hermits to pile infront of her.
(It's giving gem the menace and I low-key love that for her)
She was toying with the flint and steel when the hermits arrived.
Part one maybe of two parts should I continue?

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