Wrong Number. (AvengersxOC)

Flirting...?

"So..." Peter began, slightly bouncing on his feet as he nervously fidgeted with his fingers. "How do you flirt?"

Astoria, who had just barely walked into the room, froze. Her brows furrowed slightly as she raised a brow. "You talking to me or-"

"Yeah." He replied instantly. "Oh uh...Shit Parker, that's a good question..." Astoria mumbled, rambling through her mind as she thought.

Peter raised a brow when a few too many seconds passed. "Bro. Can you not think of anything?" Astoria frowned. "Can you shut the fuck and let me think? I uh...I don't know, I compliment..sometimes." She eventually said, shrugging at her answer.

Peter let out an exasperated sigh, shoulders dropping. Raising his hands, he looked up and motioned for her to continue. Astoria just looked at him bewildered, shrugging like she had no idea.

"Give me an example, bitch."

"I will smite you."

"Please? Fuck, how'd you flirt with Buck?"

"Smacked his ass, proceed to say. 'Nice fat ass, bitch.'" Astoria replied nonchalantly.

Peter just looked horrified.  Astoria just raised a brow. "What?" She asked, turning to the side as she prepared to walk.

"Ain't no way he liked that."

"He blushed..so maybe? But then again, he's been spending an awful lot of time with Steve." She said, glancing up as she thought about it. "Maybe he goes both ways..? I mean. I can't imagine when everyone is so hot-"

"Okay! Okay, enough of that...." Peter interjected, shaking his head. "Dare I ask...do you flirt with Percy?" He asked warily. "Hm? Fish boy? Yeah. Guess I do.."

"So like....?" "Want an example?" "You dense?" Astoria just glared. "I came by because Percy left something, I don't need you antagonizing me today."

"Erm...Hi, sweetie...Hello, darling?" Astoria eventually replied to his question, awkwardly acting it out. "Then I just punch him...or something. He bruises easily, it's so fun."

"You scare me," Peter said, his eyes widening slightly. Astoria simply grinned at the matter. "Good."

"But never mind that. Just be your dorky, short self." "Can you NOT?"

Astoria rolled her eyes and strode over towards Peter. "Oh come on...I'm sure your skills are far better than Visions."

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"I love dark humor?" Vision asked. A small smile tugged at his lips as Wanda walked into the room, gleaming at the sight of him. "Really?" She asked.

To that, Vision nodded and turned the lights off in the room. "Want to hear a joke?"

"I love you," Wanda said, sing-songly.

Meanwhile, Percy, Astoria, Peter, and MH stood by the entrance, frozen and horrified at what they had just witnessed.

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Both Peter and Astoria shivered at the memory.

"I have an inkling your feelings are mutual. So be yer' stupid nerdy self..hmm? Give it a shot. If you need money I can steal Tony's card"

"I rather you not steal."

"Fine. I'll conjure a card or something. Keep me updated though. If that's all, I gotta go see my anxious, petite fem sassy boy toy."

Peter just about looked like he could wither away the moment those words left her lips. "Are you talking about...Percy..or like..Bucky?"

"Eh...Percy for now. Bye-bye."

And as she stepped back, Astoria smirked and did a little half-wave. She disappeared seconds later in a cloud of black mist leaving the poor angsty, in-love teenage boy alone.

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Is this enjoyable for y'all? 😔

-A