"Sleep is nice," Peter said with a sigh "You're not exactly dead, and you're not awake. So it's a win-win situation. Natasha on the other hand, sat idly on the couch nodded. She decided to add to his point, "It's like ebbing dead without the commitment." Peter turned, slightly proud.
"Like an open relationship with death.." he said, like it was a revelation.
"Death with benefits." Natasha said.
Bucky, who was just in ear shot, over heard them. "An every night stand." He said with a. grumble, satisfied that he wasn't the only one who thought like that. The trio just nodded along, however, Steve and Tony stood by slightly horrified.
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"What?" Fenrir asked, raising a brow.
He was having some tea with Loki, Astoria and a little one. Loki, turned his head slightly and raised a brow as he took a sip from his tea cup. "I felt a disturbance....in the force...Somewhere.." Astoria murmured, eyes squinting as she sat upright further in her seat. To which Loki just sighed from the side. "On second thought....I'm going to go search." Astoria murmured as she stood up, setting her tea cup down. With that, she teleported off.
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Bucky, shivered suddenly. His brows furrowed, and Peter took notice. The teen turned to the super soldier and asked. "You okay, Mr. Buck sir?" Bucky glanced at Peter and sighed. "Yeah, it just got really cold for some reason...weird." Having things to do, Bucky turned around and froze in spot. Just then, Astoria appeared. Problem was Astoria was...well she was in her normal height. And seeing the over seven foot goddess just appear out of thin air startled Bucky.
He screamed, he didn't mean to, but did so right in her face. Peter, startled to hear Bucky scream, did the same, even more so when he suddenly spotted Astoria. Tony, Steve and Natasha screamed in confusion, heads whipping around to see the cause. "JESUS CHRIST!" Peter screamed. Astoria deadpanned and sighed heavily. "No, I'm Astoria.." she grumbled.
Another round of screams. Her lips pursed, and without a second thought, she clamped her hand over Bucky's mouth. "Am I that, scary?" She begged, brows furrowing. Bucky, slightly more calmed down, shook his head and muttered something against her hand. "Hmm..? What love?" Astoria removed her hand, and brushed by. Bucky blushed profusely, and swiveled around slowly, following Astoria. "Its uh..not that your scary...I mean you're not! I just. You make no noise when you come by, so thats the scary bit. I'm sorry for screaming, doll!"
"Guys, got a point there, ghosty. You make no noise. Thor, Loki are all flashy when coming."
Astoria just smiled softly at Bucky, but glared at Tony. "The fuck do you want? Me to make a grand entrance with a fanfare playing and all like the Medieval Times?" She snapped.
"I'd pay to see that!-" Peter began.
"NO. Over my dead ass body." Astoria said, crossing her arms over her chest. "Now, which one of you bitches had a little death wish?" To her dismay, Natasha, Peter, Tony now..and Bucky all slowly raised their hands. Astorias arms fell back to side, raising suddenly in exasperation only to fall again in disbelief. "Seriously?" She grumbled. "Listen. I expect this out of Tony the most, so he's no surprise. But the rest of yeah? I'm ashamed."
Bucky lowered his head, and apologized. "I'm sorry doll. Y'know-" "Hush James, I'll take care of you later-"
"Er, don't you mean 'deal'?" Peter questioned. "No," She replied, calmly. "Now get ready to face my wrath."
And for viewing pleasures, we'll cut it short there....Ignore the screams, children. :)
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Wrong Number. (AvengersxOC)
Фанфикthis is just ideas off the top of my head and scenerios between my oc and the avengers. A few incorrect quotes too. Loki and Bucky are apart of the Avengers in this. anyone dead is still alive.
