Tony and Strange were going at it again, rambling about doctoral stuff, medical shit...They were just throwing to many big words that were making anyone who listened in on, brain's hurt. But the longer they went on, the more nonsensical the things they bickered about became. Who knows how they got the current conversation they were in.
"Being gay is a constant battle between 'I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, out legs tangling as we listen to the birds'" Tony rambled, motioning with his hands as he stared dead into Stephen's eyes. "and, 'Hey, let's throw rocks at fascists' and I think thats very very sexy of us."
Stephen on the other hand, sighed heavily, and motioned to Tony. "If the windows ops and you just time it right, you can do both."
Astoria watched from her slouched position on the couch. Her eyes narrowed. Pointing at the two, she said. "You both speak from experience....I know what you are."
Tony blinked, and swirled around to face the goddess. "Excuse me?"
"You're excused." She snapped back a bit.
"WE are NOT gay," Tony stated, getting a little aggressive. Astoria on the other hand, front and sat upright. "Woah, pump the brakes there short-stack. I don't know....sounded pretty gay to me."
"Astoria, we were just conversing. Intellectual talk that you wouldn't be able to understand." Stephen interjected.
Astoria on the other hand scoffed, and pushed her self off the couch, standing. She motioned to herself, approached the pair, then pointed at them individually. "Well first of all, fuck the both of you. I'm pretty smart. I may act childish...but that just leaves the enemies second guessing how harsh I can be."
"Secondly, the way you two were fluttering your lashes at each other just screamed gay. Your final topic of conversation painted y'all rainbow." Astoria said, smiling and wrapping her arms around them. she patted their backs, and shoved herself in between. "Just so you know, I fully support you."
"Wha-" Tony scoffed, just in disbelief. "We are not!"
"Harvey and Peter both call you guys, dad. You can't have two father figures unless they're fruity." And with that, Astoria placed out- *PWOOF!* Into a cloud of black mist.
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Yeah, idk what this was.
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Wrong Number. (AvengersxOC)
Fanfictionthis is just ideas off the top of my head and scenerios between my oc and the avengers. A few incorrect quotes too. Loki and Bucky are apart of the Avengers in this. anyone dead is still alive.
