The love of two moons

Last Friday Night

Titan's pov:

I wake up with a pounding headache,it made me want to split my head open

How much did I have to drink?

Knowing myself I'd probably got straight up wasted
I genuinely don't remember anything from last night

What the fuck did I do

Sure I know that once I was talking with Luna and two other moons but everything else is gone
No where to be seen or remembered
Maybe I can ask somebody else what stupid shit I did
Ganymede definetly isn't an option
But first I need to get rid of this headache

I quickly open the drawer from the nightstand and get the Ibuprofen
I don't even get water I just swallow it on it's own
I check my phone to see the time and it's already 4 PM
I slept so damn much
How the fuck did I manage that
Looks like we're already off to a bad start
I see if I have any missed calls

40 fucking missed calls from Saturn

What do I tell him?

The calls were probably during the whole party
From what I see they were around 9 PM
So by that point I was already at the party
I check our conversations and see one text,a short one but it still manages to make my jaw drop

We're coming home early

Sure the Sun,planets and little moons lived in a diffrent house
But still
They could come over and see everything and then we would all be fucked
Especially Luna
If Earth found out he would find a way to make the Sun let his moon stay with him
Saying stuff all about his axis and tides
Which the Sun makes sure that Earth doesn't lack so that Luna can do stuff without dooming every single earthling on his surface

Phobos and Deimos would be fine same goes for the other little moons

Jupiter would never do anything really harsh to his moons but he would make sure this doesn't happend again ever

Saturn would have seven diffrent panick attacks if he'd ever find out about this and then everything would be fucked

Uranus was protective of his moons despite joking of turning them to rings and he wouldn't like finding out that any of them got drunk under any circumstance ever

Neptune was well,Neptune,he was a little gone but he still cares for his moons,even the little ones,he remembers all of their names
As long as Triton didn't do anything bad Neptune would be cool
He is an ice giant after all

But doing nothing bad or not everyone was fucked
From Luna to Triton
This isn't good at all
So what does he do?

He texts the groupchat

After all of them acknowledge how fucked they are if the planets decide do to even the smallest checkup they quickly do downstairs and start cleaning everything up

Iapetus and a few other satelites go to the kitchen to makes sure that nothing from the night before can be seen making sure to throw all the alcohol bottles out

After a bit Luna comes down he doesn't look like the others, he seemed to not really suffer from any side a effects from the night before

A few hours pass by and the planets knock on the door,Rhea opens it.

"Come in!"She says allowing Jupiter,Saturn, Uranus and Earth by stepping to the side

Oh fuck

If Titan didn't remember anything from last night before he definetly does now

He made Luna call Earth and tell him that he was dating someone

Luna said it was Titan

Is the Earth gonna mention or say anything about that?

'Cause if  he does Titan is fucked

"I'd like to have a word with Titan." Earth says

Triton,Callisto,Io,Luna,Europa amd Ganymede already know why and they all look at me as if saying "good luck"

I get up and follow him upstairs

"You have two seconds to explain as to why I got a phone call from Luna telling me that you're dating him"

He says staring through my soul

"So you see...A few of us were playing truth or dare..."

"Go on..."

"And then Luna got dared to call you and say that he was dating someone"
"So yeah...that's what happend"

"And?"

"Nothing else really"

Like Luna sitting on Titan's lap was nothing

"You sure?"

"Yeah"

"Alright then"

We both head back downstairs

"What was that about?"Jupiter asks

"Nothing."Earth says pretending like that he didn't want to kill me a few seconds ago

They all have a little chat,talking about how's it been

"Well it was nice seeing you mates!"Uranus says opening the door so that they can leave

"Luna?"Earth says

"Yeah Earth?"He asks

"You're coming with me."