The love of two moons

Despite everything,it's still you

Ishtar layed in her bed,waiting for Hades,she was a teenager,she was a fully grown woman,with somewhat nice and round breasts and everything, even rumours about Hermes liking her would circulate. But,she still waited for Hades to tell her greek myths.

The door creaks open,and the giant appears.

"Kind of surprising after all this time we still have myths to cover."

"We could've ended this a long time before if Zeus could keep it in his pants."

"True,true." He pulls out a chair from her desk. "So,the Trojan War.." He explains to her how it started,Helen of Sparta,king Tyndarus,Odysseus-who proudly saved his virginity for Penelope and thought Helen was kind of a bimbo-and everything else."

Her intrest is piqued once she hears about Achilles and Patroclus. "What about those two?"

"Well,let's say that they were the ideal image of how Cronos and Zeus as a happily married couple,those two preffered to share a bed rather than sleeping on diffrent sides of the room,unlike those Penelope and Odysseus wannabes do." That was..

True..

"Anyway,pity party for Cronos and Zeus aside,those two probably banged,and they did a lot of stuff together,Achilles was brought to Skiros,where he acts like a woman,and dresses up in skirts,Patroclus is told by his father,king Peleus,where he is and he follows him,he tells the others he is there to get his wife back,aka Achilles,then Odysseus swoops in and threatens to tell everybody that Achilles was hiding behind skirts,and so,because Patroclus has already started a bromance with him, he follows Achilles into the Trojan War."

"Happy end?"

"No because then Agamenon,who was leading the ships to get his brother's wife back,and also because he kind of fought with too many kings so his brother could have her,and yeah,Agamenon bosses Achilles around,he doesn't like that and also his bride prize was taken from him by that bitch,Briseis was her name,he didn't bang her since that was Patroclus' job but yeah,he was pretty mad. Then he stops fighting and people start to die,then Patroclus begs Achilles to let him go in his armor and he convinces him..And..He makes Patroclus promise that he'll return..Then,he's killed by Hector,Achilles finds out and refuses to eat or drink. Eventually,he goes back to the battle field to kill Hector,he gets rid of others and the amazonians,he's killed later on by Paris with an arrow shot through his ankle. Sometimes guided by Apollo,Poseidon is also there sometimes."

Hades continues on about the Trojan War, and just when he's about to leave,Ishtar asks a question. "Do Achilles and Patroclus find eachother,in Hades?"

"We know that Achilles ends up there when Odysseus scoots down to meet the prophet Circe told him about,complaining about the underworld and how he'd rather be poor than staying there,as for Patroclus..Well..he isn't mentioned,but assuming that Achilles was as soft as yogurt around him and calm ..I don't think they met,perhaps they just didn't find eachother."

That's enough to leave her crying. "Hey,don't cry.." He comes to her side,rubbing her back. "They aren't real,so,they wouldn't feel the pain.."

"Yeah but imagine loving somebody,them dying and then when you thought you'd see them again,you don't.."

And Hades shuts up,laying beside the moon, comforting her to sleep. He soonly drifts away too. Not wanting her to scare herself when he wasn't there when she could wake up in the middle of the night.