Moon: Hi, this is Pokemon Truth or Dare. I'm Moon, and that waste of space over there is Sun-
Switchy: HEY THIS IS MY BOOK!
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Switchy: Welcome, everyone, to my Truth or Dare book! Today, we'll-
Void: *releases a giant spider*
Switchy: NOPE *burns it to ashes*
Spider: *respawns*
Switchy: WHAT THE-
Later...
Switchy: Alright. Let's get to the dares. Troy!
Troy: First, March gets her new form!
Switchy: Ok. *gives March her new form*
Troy: Next, Duo gets stabbed-
Switchy: *does that instantly*
Troy: *walks up to Duo* Heh. I don't know if you know, but I have a 25-day streak in Duolingo.
Duo: *dissolves to ashes*
Serena: What the-
Switchy: *crushes Drew with an anvil* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Troy: Great, I have to go back to school on August 7th.
Flittle: Wait, but it's September 2nd.
Troy: Oh frick.
Switchy: Well, now that that's done, has anyone seen May?
Ash: I think I saw her go into the kitchen.
Switchy: Well, why would she- *realization* SHE DID NOT-
May: *has eaten all the noodles* Yummy!
Switchy: WHYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :(
May: HAHAH! That's what you get for not giving me screentime!
Switchy: *emotional damage*
Troy: Anyways, back to me. Void writes an entire chapter of PMD!
Void: Great. This is gonna be painful.
1 hour later.
Void: Done.
In another universe.
SuperFastPikachu: Ahh, it's good to be the president. Hmm, you know what? Maybe I should infiltrate a universe!
Back to the mansion.
News Forecaster: And Unova is still in smelly pain, as a girl named Bianca had eaten Taco Bell, which caused this. Further news to come.
Switchy: damn.
Flittle: My turn! First, *snaps fingers and Ash gets the Shellder from that one Pokemon Journeys episode*
Ash: Hello there, my friends! It is I, the amazing Ash Ketchum! *in a british accent*
Everyone: This is gonna be annoying.
Flittle, with tea, a mustache and a monocle: Meh, it's fine. Next, Chloe becomes an Eevee!
Chloe: Wait what?
Switchy: *turns Chloe into an Eevee*
Everyone else: *throws a stone at her*
Chloe: *does not evolve because she's like her own Eevee*
Back with May and Dawn:
May: And that's why I'm the better coordinator!
Dawn: In your dreams!
Paul: Pathetic.
Drew: Her, don't insult my girlfriend like that!
Back in the main room.
Kru: Time for my dares! First, we have to save Lux and Bronze!
Switchy: What do you think I've been doing over the time I didn't write?!
*Fourth wall breaks*
Switchy: Jerald!
Jerald: On it! *fixes it* Pay up.
Switchy: *pays 100$*
Kru: Add the casts of TEA, RR, UEE, EN, HE, and T&N.
Switchy: Yeah, no-
Kru: *prepares a Chaos Moonblast and throws it at Switchy*
Switchy: *slices it in half* You do NOT wanna go down that route.
Kru: *gulps*
Gary: Strawberry shortcake sucks.
Switchy: You know what, for once I agree.
Everyone else: *prepare their weapons*
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Kru: Now, we look at Clef the Shiny Glaceon's search history about Lillie!
Switchy: Who? I'm sorry, but who is that?
Kru: Nevermind. *presses a button and the Evil Teams and the Death Egg get nuked*
Switchy: Oh crap.
Kru: Now, everyone reacts to I want Peanuts by Atomic:
Everyone: *watches it*
(Kru, state their reactions in here -->)
Switchy: Now, that's it for this-
SuperFastPikachu: *breaks through the fabric of the universe*
Jerald: Yeah, this is definitely out of my paycheck.
SuperFastPikachu: Oh yeah! A new universe to take over! This is going to be fun-
The spider from the beginning of the episode: *crawls onto SuperFastPikachu*
SuperFastPikachu: AHHH A SPIDER-
Switchy: *punches him back through the portal*
Switchy: Okay. NOW that's the end of this episode. Ladies and gentlemen. Make sure to stay tuned, like Alastor's radio broadcast, and we'll see y'all next time. Bye!
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RandomI've wanted to do one of these for a while, and now I finally get my chance. Thanks to @MinunAmour for the inspiration. Thank you for OurGodLitten for the cover.
