Switchy: Welcome back, everyone, to Pokemon Truth or Dare! The other co-hosts are...
*camera shows co-hosts in the Hazbin Hotel universe*
Switchy: ...unavailable at the moment. On the bright side, there are a ton of dares we have now!
Bonnie: Wait, are there new shippings?
Switchy: Yes, actually. There are! Only one, but that's PreservationShipping: March 7th x Troy.
Bonnie: *writes it down*
Switchy: Speaking of which! *summons March*
March: Ouch. What happened. Where am I?
Switchy: You're in Truth or Dare. I'll explain later.
March: Wha-
Switchy: Anyways, let's get onto the dares. *flicks the lever*
Switchy: You've gotta be kidding me. I want to cry. Anyways, everyone, here's A.t.K Serena.
A.t.K Serena: Hi, everyone! *does a fake smile*
Everyone: Hi.
A.t.K Serena: *walks towards Ash* Say, why don't we do our daily thing, Ashy-
Switchy: *bonks A.t.K Serena* DON'T YOU DARE!
A.t.K Serena: Fine. *whispers to Switchy* You're my next target.
Switchy: *decapitates and revives her*
Switchy: Next! Ash and Goh? What do you think about your GFs being gay?
Ash and Goh: Sadness and pity.
Switchy: Serena. What do you think of PerformanceShipping?
Serena: I'm already in love with Ash and Chloe, so I don't like it. I am legally supposed to be in it, considering it's canon.
Switchy: *spongebob sad face* Now, let's speedrun these next dares!
Meanwhile...
Cinderace: What do we do now?
*a portal opens up*
Kai Loud: What's that?
*a hand comes out and grabs them all*
Switchy: *sigh* You all promise to behave better this time, right?
Co-Hosts. Fine.
Switchy: *brings them back to the world.
SPEEDRUNNING TIME!!!
Bonnie: *shows her shipping list*
Everyone: 0////0
NEXT
Iconshipping: We can already say words, idiots.
T. Boy: Oh.
NEXT
Slyspeon: *shoves Iconshipping in a closet*
*7 minutes later*
Iconshipping: *looks like a mess*
Ash and Serena: What happened-
Iconshipping: DON'T ASK!
NEXT
Switchy: *breaks the fragment of reality and sends Paul, Gary, and Ash to repair it*
7 Hours Later
Paul, Gary, and Ash: DONE!
NEXT
Bonnie and Max: Our ship is already canon.
NEXT
Switchy: Everyone, prepare to commit suicide, cuz we're reading Admire to Kill!
A.t.K Serena: I already know what's happening, so I'll shut up.
Switchy: Alright, that's enough of you.
A.t.K Serena: *shuts off the lights and when they flicker back on, all the Pokegirls and co-hosts are dead*
Switchy: Alright, that's enough of you forever. *sends her to the torture machine for 99+ years* No dares will work to bring her back.
Cinderace: *comes back to life and winks at the camera for the 4th wall to break and dies again*
Switchy: JERALD!
Jerald: ON IT! *fixes it* Cash up.
Switchy: *pays him 100$*
Jerald: Thx.
NEXT
Switchy: Bonnie. Make it canon.
Bonnie: Yessir! *does everything and makes triorivalshipping possible*
5 minutes later...
Switchy: Alright, that's done, and tha-
Rosa: NOT SO FAST!
Cinderace: !!!
Rosa: *shoots March with an antimatter gun*
Troy: *pushes March out of the way and gets hit, dying*
Switchy: Bruh
Rosa and March: *crying*
Switchy: Well, that's it for this rushed chapter. Place your truths-
Cinderace: I'M ALIVE B*TCH
Switchy: WELL! Tha's it for Pokemon Truth or Dare. Place your truths and dares in the comments and we'll see you all in the next chapter. Bye!
Switchy: Alright, I need to pee badly.
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
RandomI've wanted to do one of these for a while, and now I finally get my chance. Thanks to @MinunAmour for the inspiration. Thank you for OurGodLitten for the cover.
