Rosa: Welcome back!
T. Boy: Ladies and Gentlemen!
Cinderace: To Pokemon Truth or Dare!
Switchy: Where we torture the entire cast of Pokemon!
T. Boy: Now-
Switchy: WE HAVE A NEW CO-HOST! Well, actually six for that matter.
T. Boy: Hey! You cut me off!
Switchy: Sorry, chump. Better luck next time!
*Ding Dong*
Martlet: I swear, if I have to do this so many more times, I'm gonna have to-
Switchy: You're aware I'm right here, right?
Martlet: Just take these. *hands him 6 boxes*
Ash: What's in the box?
Switchy: Well, the- *realization* WHAT THE! ASH?! HOW ARE YOU BACK TO NORMAL?!
Misty: Wait a minute.
Gary: Yes, my darling? Wanna have- *gets smashed by mallet*
Serena: Wait. Does that mean-
Ash: What? I'm forever undense.
Switchy: Wait, what?
Ash: For some reason, that one dare where I become undense, and Gary becomes dense? Well, I'm now forever undense.
*fourth wall breaks*
Switchy: JERALD!
Jerald: *fixes 4th wall* Cash up, buddy.
Switchy: *gives him 100 dollars*
Switchy: ANYWAYS, here are the 6 new hosts: Slyspeon, Kai Loud, Kelvin, Seether, Shift, and Indigo!
All 6 of them: HELLO EVERYONE!
Slyspeon: Oh, hi Troy!
Everyone except Switchy, Troy, Rosa, and Slyspeon: YOUR REAL NAME IS TROY?!
The other 4: Yup!
Switchy: *flicks the lever*
Misty: *sigh* Well, what are the dares?
Switchy: Funny you asked. One dare is turning you into a Caterpie. *snaps his fingers and Misty becomes a Caterpie*
Misty: CATER?!
Gary: Lmao.
Switchy: Here, Misty. Have your mallet, since another dare is that Misty gets to whack Gary for the entire chapter.
Gary: Oh, shi- *magically gets duck tape on his mouth*
Switchy: No swearing.
Serena: You sweared a few times when we were in that room, remember?
Switchy: OH COME ON! *sigh* What's the next- CINDERACE!
Cinderace: What?
Switchy: WHY?
Cinderace: Serena? Read this.
Serena: *reads it* With pleasure.
Shift: CO-HOSTS! NOW!
Co-hosts: *grab Switchy*
Serena: This is what you get for simping me. I really didn't wanna do this, however. Sorry. *stabs Switchy through the head*
Cinderace: *recovers Switchy*
Switchy: CINDERACE! WHAT THE FU- *gets bonked by Serena from Misty's mallet*
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
RandomI've wanted to do one of these for a while, and now I finally get my chance. Thanks to @MinunAmour for the inspiration. Thank you for OurGodLitten for the cover.
