Switchy: Well, here's part two. We better start before anything chaotic comes on.
Troy: First off, here's Riggy!
Riggy: Hiya! I'm Riggy! I like stealing, killing vandalism and crime!
Everyone: Well, we'll just ignore that.
Troy: Next, you have to read Admire to Kill!
Riggy: *reads it* That was just tame.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Troy: *shakes his head* Anyways, what do you think of Da-
Riggy: I hate her. So much.
T. Boy: Next, Dawn has to become a Buneary as the chapters pass.
Switchy: *sets timer* Alright, next! Ash, get over here and read this.
Ash: *sees what it is* You gotta be kidding me. Fine. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Everyone: WHAT THE F-
Switchy: NEXT!
T. Boy: *snaps his fingers and Goh is in Castelia City with a note*
Goh: I wonder what this says. *reads it* That's easy. I'm a better lover for Ash!
Stranger: That's not true!
Stranger 2: Serena's better for him!
Stranger 3: Let's get him!
Goh: Wait wha-
BREAKING NEWS: A boy is being chased by an angry mob for stating that he's a better lover than Serena.
Switchy: *snaps and Goh gets teleported back*
Goh: Thank you.
T. Boy: Say, Iconshipping. What happened within the closet?
Iconshipping: 0///0
Amour: Spill the beans.
Pikachu: Fine. We did-
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Everyone: WHAT?!
Pikachu: We now regret it.
Switchy: Next, Ash and May have to do an eating contest!
*They do the contest and May wins*
Drew: Impressive, June.
May: IT'S MAY!
Switchy: Next, Paldea gets buffed with nukes and goes to war with Galar, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Kanto and Johto! *snaps and Paldea is filled with nukes and goes into war*
*3 HOURS LATER*
Kalos and Unova: WE'RE IN THE WAR NOW, IDIOTS!
Serena: Will everyone be okay?
Switchy: Yup.
T. Boy: Next, Switchy has to do a hardcore nuzlocke!
Switchy and Serena: Wait what.
*30 MINUTES LATER*
T. Boy: Wow, he's done a lot better than I thought.
Switchy: *muffled* ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Troy: Serena that's your clue.
*3 minutes later and Switchy is calmed down again and beats the nuzlocke*
Troy: Next, everyone has to do S.M.I.H.
*And so, no one did any 18+ things*
Bonnie: Lemme just do one thing for a second.
*Preservationshipping deletes Cityshipping, banishing Rosa into the Distortion World*
Troy: *shrugs*
T. Boy: Next, everyone has to read my book, "The adventures of Ashachu and Friends!"
*everyone reads it*
Switchy: Ngl, that was actually a good story.
Everyone: I agree.
Switchy: Boy, I hate my life for this, but everyone has to have host powers, and the Co-Hosts can't use their powers!
Switchy: *snaps and the Co-Host powers are gifted to the contestants*
*chaos ensues*
Switchy: WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THIS EPISODE OF TRUTH OR DARE. SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME! BYE- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
RandomI've wanted to do one of these for a while, and now I finally get my chance. Thanks to @MinunAmour for the inspiration. Thank you for OurGodLitten for the cover.
